ReBoot Limericks!
Season 1.0
The Tearing
Bob's format--to mend and defend.
Megabyte needs this new 'friend'.
He's got a big tear
Hidden back in his lair
That he kidnaps the Guardian to mend.
Racing the Clock
Enzo wants to be cool like Dot
So he starts a buisness on the spot.
But Bob thinks something's wrong.
His first package?--A bomb!
So will they all get blown up, or not?
The Quick and the Fed
Dot really needs slow food, fast.
But the game Bob has to get past
Has a dragon that lags
And poor Enzo in drag!
But it's Dot who save them at last.
Medusa Bug
Hexadecimal has a new toy
Which Megabyte seeks to employ.
But once he's alone,
It turns Meggy to stone
And seeks out Mainframe to destroy.
The TIFF
Bob and Dot have a big fight.
Enzo tries to make it alright.
But before the fight ends
A new game cube desends.
Will quick thinking or plans solve thier plight?
In the Belly of the Beast
Megabyte wanted a code.
Old Man Pearson he then tried to goad.
But Frisket swallowed it--
I don't think they could fit
Enough farts into one episode.
The Crimson Binome
Capacitor wanted some dough.
So to Mainframe the Pirates did go.
Stealing Glitch and Bob's car?
That was going too far!
Altogether now--'I don't THINK SO!'
Enzo the Smart
The others make Enzo feel dumb.
He wants to get smart, and then some.
When he slows down the clock,
The others get thick as blocks!
And poor Enzo is back to square one.
Wizards, Warriors, and a Word from Our Sponsor
Mike's an annoying TV
Who makes Bob and the rest want to scream.
When they make an alliance
With the crazy appliance,
They worry he'll kill the whole team.
The Great Brain Robbery
Enter one Hacker Extrodinaire,
A mercenary with firey red hair.
Meggy hired this dame
To steal codes from Bob's brain,
But he keeps watching her derrière.
Talent Night
Poor Dot is feeling quite stressed.
Party plans for Enzo are a mess!
She steals the show anyway
In a dress not too tame--
You can tell Bob is very impressed.
Identity Crisis, Parts I and II
When Dot gives up hope in a game,
She finds Meggy took over Mainframe.
Phong's a homeless numbskull,
And poor Bob is a null!
All a dream--or is Dot to blame?
Go on to Season 2.0
Or go Home. Whatever.
ReBoot Limericks are © ~H\A~,
Which are based on ReBoot Haikus in Space, © MG.
ReBoot itself is © Mainframe Inc. That's all.