30 Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved If You Substitute The Word "PANTS"
1) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
---Darth Vader, Star Wars
2) You are unwise to lower your pants.
---Darth Vader, Empire Strikes Back
3) We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
---Admiral Ackbar, Return of the Jedi
4) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
---Darth Vader, Star Wars
5) These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
---Han, Star Wars
6) I find your lack of pants disturbing.
---Darth Vader, Star Wars
7) These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it!
---Amirial Motti, Star Wars
8) Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
---Lando, Return of the Jedi
9) General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
---Admiral Piett, Return of the Jedi
10) I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
---Luke, Star Wars
11) TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
---Imperial Officer, Star Wars
12) Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
---Han, Star Wars
13) Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
---Leia, Star Wars
14) You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
---Han, Empire Strikes Back
15) Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
---Darth Vader, Return of the Jedi
16) Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
---Han, Return of the Jedi
17) That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
---Lando, Return of the Jedi
18) Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
---Han, Return of the Jedi
19) Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
---Han, Star Wars
20) Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!
---Darth Vader, Return of the Jedi
21) Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
---Greedo, Star Wars
22) Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
---Han, Return of the Jedi
23) Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants. I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
---Lando, Empire Strikes Back
24) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
---Yoda, Empire Strikes Back
25) You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
---Leia, Star Wars
26)May the pants be with you!
---just about EVERYone in EVERY movie!
27) No, I don't think he likes pants at all...No, I don't like pants either.
---C-3PO, Star Wars
28) Relax. You are free of the pants.
---Leia, Return of the Jedi
29) But sir, the Hoth System is supposed to be devoid of pants.
---Captain Piett, Empire Strikes Back
30) Let me see your pants.
---Stormtrooper, Star Wars
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