(by Thomas, Viral COMMAND.COM)
Gigabyte (Gigabyte): I become Gigabyte, Destroyer of Pants...

(MORE by Meghan)
Bob (The Crimson Binome): It's time to make these pants...unprofitable!
Bob (The Crimson Binome): My pants are for my friends!
Dot (The Crimson Binome): In all of Mainframe, your pants are the fastest!
Enzo (Firewall): I can't go against my pants!
Mouse (End Prog.): The pants are gonna get restless with a game in town.
Enzo (Firewall): You did that!? To your own PANTS?!
Bob (Mousetrap): I search through systems, peoples, and pants for this place...Mainframe. My home. Reboot!
[H\A note: Jareth complained about us talking about the guy's pants and not talking enough about Andi. So, Meg fixed him up ^_^]
AndrAIa (AndrAIa): Pants? What are pants?
AndrAIa (AndrAIa): Goodbye, my pants.
AndrAIa (Nullzilla): But pants are horrible!
AndrAIa (Web World Wars): Guardian, your PANTS.
AndrAIa (Where No Sprite Has Gone Before): PANTS! They're opening up throughout the system!
AndrAIa (Icons): Remember, Matrix and I are leaving with these pants.
AndrAIa (End Prog.): We can't affect repairs without powering up the pants...
AndrAIa (Return of the Crimson Binome): Frisket, get to the docks and help them free the PANTS.
AndrAIa (Episode with No Name): I need to book pants with you.
[H\A note: And just cause she wants to drive me insane, here's some MORE... ^_^]
Enzo (Talent Night): Hey, what's with all the pants?
Bob (Gigabyte): Hack's pants may enable him to fly.
Bob (The Quick and the Fed): Nice pants.
Herr Doktor (To Mend and Defend): Put her in zee back of zee pants.
Herr Doktor (several eps): Throw zee PANTS!!
Dot (The Crimson Binome): The password is PANTS.
(Note; this could also work for Enzo in "The Great Brain Robbery"; in fact, I think somebody already did that one. So just ignore this.)
[H\A note: Okay! ^_^]
Enzo (In the Belly of the Beast): Gee, Frisket, these pants look important.
Phong (Identity Crisis Part 2): Would you like to see my pants collection? I have many kinds!
Phong (Identity Crisis Parts 1&2): What you are experiencing is a temporary distortion of pants.
Turbo (Episode with No Name): Are you sure your pants are all right?
Guardian(Episode with No Name): We have your pants and the dog!
[H\A note: Oh, no! Not the dog! ^_^]
Matrix (Episode with No Name): Do your pants have personality chips?
Maxine (Episode with No Name): Do you have a strong constitution? My last pants didn't.
Phong (The Tearing): You have beaten me at my favorite game, and thus proven yourself worthy of my pants.
Hexadecimal (To Mend and Defend): Say hello to my little pants!
Gigabyte (Gigabyte): This is your last line of defense? Two small PANTS?
[H\A note: What about 'TOO' small pants?]
Backup (Icons): You can't handle the pants!
AndrAIa (Icons): Please keep your pants; it's his first game.
(Oh, man, that one's dirty!)
[H\A note: All those with non-dirty minds, I apoligize for Meg's lack there-of]

(by 0057)
Dot (Number 7): You're not my pants!!!
Bob (Number 7): Do you have anything to say for your pants?
Infected guardian(RotCB): Daemon /must/ have those pants!
Dot (Game Over): ..Pants..no...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bob (The Tearing): Hidden pants commands; ya gotta love 'em!
Enzo(Racing The Clock): I should have copy and pasted the pants...
Megabyte (Medusa Bug): I don't keep you two around for your pants, now do I?
Megabyte (In The Belly of the Beast): I want my pants, cur!
Dot (The Crimson Binome): He pants me, and I shall have him.
[H\A note: Yet another use of 'PANTS' as a verb!]
Mike (Enzo the Smart): Soothing 32-bit pants, because you itch.
Enzo (Firewall): What is it with you and pants?
Matrix (Icons): Pants, on a virus? Never!
Hack (Megaframe): Goodness, I wonder what happened to his pants?
Enzo/Matrix (Number 7) 'You killed my pants!' 'MY pants!' 'You've forgotten your pants!'
(That enough for ya?)
[H\A note: More than enough, thank you, come again!]

(by Kim McFarland)
Hexadecimal (Painted Windows): 'The inspiration for all my works is my pants.'
(THERE'S a statement you don't want to think about!)
[H\A note: Oh dear...*giggles*]

"Is there no END to this PANTS MADNESS?!"