This is the home turf of The Mobile Familia. All photos and evidence concerning H\A's hometown, family, and history will be stored here. Newest photos are on top. Also note: apparently, a member of H\A's organization is a skilled hacker. The Familia is not responsible for any secret snide, sarcastic, or downright silly remarks one might find.
'As tensions mount over unexplained events that have occured in Mobile parking lots the past four years, H\A and her collaberators choose to attend social events incognito. She's spotted in a long, brown wig here with Stacie, Dessi, and Michael.'
'Here we see H\A once again her flower child disguise (One of many, according to sources). Coercing with Dessi and Stacie, both simularly disguised, which they declare is for "like, totally a party for the church youth group, dude! Honest!"'
'At this same function, Brandon appears oddly enough NOT disguised, as he steps out at this public funtion sporting retro, pimping garb. Soon after this picture with H\A was taken, rumors started to run rampant in the media about this 'friendly' couple.'
'H\A is pictured at an after-hours graduation night excursion. With her are the infamous Austin and Brandon, two of the most wanted guys in Mobile County (but not for what reasons you might think ^_-).'
'A reporter mistakenly bought this photo for an outrageous sum from a crooked informant under the impression that it was 'two of H\A's lapdogs casing possible hideouts'. The pit-boxer pup, Buuki, was casing the storage shed, while Ditto the mutt cased her hole under the back steps.'
'H\A's fellow 'friends and classmates' (read 'mobsters and fellow crimelords') converged in the parking lot of a certain famous 'low-price place' for the sole purpose of defacing public property. One unfortunate store employee's vehicle was caught in the crossfire, but the teens feld the scene before security finished their doughnuts and figured out what was going on.'
'Here we find a seemingly normal picture. On the bottom left, we see Denise, then H\A, Dessi, Stacie, and Jenofa; and from the top left, there's Randall and Michael. This picture was later seized as court evidence in a case pending against Miss H\A involving cherry coke and vehicular manslaughter...'
'H\A, consorting with her well-known accomplices (the femme fatale Stacie and the the cool, calculated Dessi ) are seen incognito scheming evil schemes.'
'H\A is caught disguised as her alter-ego, Fairie Princesse Extrodinaire, before she can completly transform back into her school girl state.'
'When she was a year old, 'the Face' meant the presence of some gross disgusting object...today, 'the Face' denotes the presence of Michael...so, it basicly means the same thing.'
'A rare picture of H\A in actual sunlight, which undermines rumors that her pale complextion is simply theatrical gothic makeup. From left, the infamous picturees are Michael, Stacie, H\A, and Jonathan.'