Now, I shall attempt the 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' skit challenge (keep Drew as the host, with Bob/Dot/Andi/Matrix acting out stuff), made up right here, on the spot, just like the show (oooh, the pressure!!) Might not even turn out funny. Oh well, here we go...
NOTE: I suppose this story is set someplace within "Megaframe" in Season 3. Um...yeah. Let's just go with that.
'Where Everything's Made Up and the Points Don't Matter!'
by ~H\A~
Drew Carey: Hi kids, welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway', where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter, just like the IRS to Willie Nelson.
Okay, this is a game for everybody, called Superheros, and Bob, you'll start. Right now I need from the audience an unusual name for a superhero.
Audience Member 1: Cheese-Grater Man!
Audience Member2: Captain I-Get-Hit-By-Cars-Alot!
Megabyte: (in audience) Shiny-haired Freaky Blue Boy.
Bob: (offended) HEY!
Drew: (writing on card) 'Shiny-haired Freaky Blue Boy', I like it!
Bob: Well, I DON'T!
Dot: (nudging Bob) Don't take it so seriously! It's just a game!
Bob: But the points don't even matter!
Drew: That's right folks, the points don't matter, just like silverware at a redneck family reunion.
Reboot Cast: Huh?
Drew: Right...anyway, and what crisis is Shiny-haired Freaky Blue Boy (laughs) saving the world from?
Bob: (under his breath) Stop CALLING me that.
Megabyte: (overly enthusiastic) Virals have invaded every computer and have taken over the world! And there's NOTHING you can do about it! Bwahahahaha!
(----brief silence----)
Audience Member 57: TIGHT UNDERWEAR!
Drew: (writing again) Tight underwear! Now that's funny! You made that up on the way over here, didn't you?
Megabyte: WHAT?! MY idea is much better! And anyone who disagrees with me shall face immediate deletion!
(Viral troops then storm the building, with their 'stun guns' aimed at the audience and Drew.)
Drew: (apprehensive) Ah-hah. Okay. My mistake! Virals infecting--heh---hilarious! Okay, Shiny-haired Freaky Blue Boy! Virals have invaded the world's computers--what are you gonna do?!
Bob: A virus? Infect MY home? I don't THINK SO!
Dot: (whispering to Matrix) I thought you told him what happened while he was in the Web!
Matrix: (confused) Um, Dot...what did happen while he was in the Web?
Dot: YOU don't know either?! Where have you bee--oh, never mind. At least AndrAIa knows. (smiles hopefully at Andi) Don't you, AndrAIa?
AndrAIa: (shurgs) Sorry, Dot. Normally I would have overheard you, but I haven't used my super hearing since "Nullzilla".
Bob: (to Drew, at the others continue yelling) What in the Net are they talking about?
Drew: Beats me. I was clueless the moment I realized I was hosting a bag of Tropical Skittles.
Megabyte: (annoyed) Really, doens't ANYONE pay attention at cast meetings anymore?
...The End...
Eh, heh...and that's that. For now. Until I rewrite it again or delete it forever.
~H\A~
Back to Boot stuff...
...or...
Don't you just wanna go home?