Happy Fun Ball

It's happy
It's fun
It's the Happy Fun Ball
Yes its Happy Fun Ball
the toy sensation that's
sweeping the nation.

Only $14.95 at participating
stores. Get one today.

Warning: Pregnant women,
the elderly, and children
under 10 should avoid
prolonged exposure
to Happy Fun Ball

Caution: Happy Fun Ball
may suddenly accelerate
to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains
a liquid core which if
exposed due to rupture
should not be touched,
inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball
on concrete.

Discontinue use of
Happy Fun Ball if any
of the following occurs:

*Itching

*Vertigo

*Dizziness

*Tingling in extremities

*Loss of balance
or coordination

*Slurred speech

*Temporary blindness

*Profuse sweating

or

*Heart Palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins
to smoke get away
immediately. Seek shelter
and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick
to certain types of skin.

When not in use Happy
Fun Ball should be
returned to its special
container and kept under
refrigeration . . .

Failure to do so
relieves the makers
of Happy Fun Ball,
Wacky Products
Incorporated, and its
parent company, Global
Chemical Unlimited, of any
and all liabilities.

Ingredients of Happy Fun
Ball include an unknown
glowing substance which
fell to Earth, presumably
from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been
shipped to our troops
in Saudi Arabia and is also
being droppped by our
warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt
Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes
with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTIONS!