Job Descriptions for 'Puter Folk

• Faster than a speeding bullet
• Stronger than a locomotive
• Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
• Walks on water
• Talks with God

• Can keep up with speeding bullets
• Wins tug-of-war against small trains
• Can leap tall buildings with favorable winds
• Walks on water on calm days
• Talks with God by appointment only

• Carries an uzi at all times
• Pulls trains with his teeth
• Leaps small buildings with running start
• Walks on water in indoor swimming pools
• God occasionally grants requests for a talk

• Carries a sawed-off shotgun when in bad end of town
• Owns his own train
• Climbs up the sides of buildings
• Competes in olympics doing the Butterfly
• Catches a glimpse of God every now and then

• Is not issued live ammunition
• Is afraid of trains
• Climbs up and down the fire escape
• Swims well
• Has a picture of God on his desk

• Carries cap gun
• Has a model train set in his basement
• Uses front and rear doors of building
• Can dog-paddle
• Always carries a cross in case of vampire attack

• Needs assistance when refilling his water-gun
• Chases trains (and cars)
• Gets stuck in revolving doors
• Wears life-jacket whenever near water
• Says his prayers every night and before nap-time

• Catches speeding bullets with his teeth
• Kicks trains off the tracks
• Picks up buildings and walks under them
• Moves lakes out of his way
• He IS God