Life's Little Questions
Do witches run spell checkers?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why do they have interstates in Hawaii?
You know that little indestructible black box in the planes--why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
If Denny's is open 24 hrs a day, why are there locks on the doors?
What is a jumbo shrimp, anyway? If I see one, should I run for cover?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do we need a hot water heater? There's no point in heating hot
water.
Two words. Military Intelligence? (No wonder this country is
doomed.)
If my food is getting freezer burn, wouldn't that mean I should call the
repairman?