Life's Little Questions


Do witches run spell checkers?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why do they have interstates in Hawaii?

You know that little indestructible black box in the planes--why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

If Denny's is open 24 hrs a day, why are there locks on the doors?

What is a jumbo shrimp, anyway? If I see one, should I run for cover?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Why do we need a hot water heater? There's no point in heating hot water.

Two words. Military Intelligence? (No wonder this country is doomed.)

If my food is getting freezer burn, wouldn't that mean I should call the repairman?