The Wahoo and the Hokie
There's a Wahoo from UVA driving from Charlottesville to Blacksburg, and
a Hokie from Virginia Tech driving from Blacksburg to Charlottesville. In
the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other
head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Wahoo
manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his
twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!" Likewise the
Hokie scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to
himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!" The Wahoo walks over to
the Hokie and says, "Hey man, I think this is a sign from god that we
should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch
rivals." The Hokie thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else
survived this wreck." So the Hokie pops open his trunk and finds a full
unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Wahoo, "I think this is
another sign from god that we should toast to our new found understanding
and friendship." The Wahoo says, "You're damn right!" and he grabs the
bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly
half the bottle the Wahoo hands it back to the Hokie and says, "Your
turn!" The Hokie twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I
think I'll wait for the cops to show up."