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PH34R D4 R34P3R! part I |
Yes, I love coffee. Now, in this area you have a few ways to get coffee. Home, the coffee shop(s) in Batavia, or than the truck stops. Which one do I choose? The truckstop of course! |
I love our local truckstop. It's cheap (1.30 and all the free refills I want), it never closes, and you can talk about anything you want. However, there is this one problem and that problem is peeing. If you pee at the "Jay" as it's named, prepare for one of the most frightening expirence of your life. At first you'll be being but than this big scary man will come in and pee right next to you, no hands either. He just stands there... hands just resting while he moans and tries to get the pee out. After that the talking begins.... "Ever sleep with a hooker, because I have this rash....." or "Hey, how ya doing champ. Mmm you look kinda beefy, wanna help me out..." Yeah, these are the kind of things they say, and they WILL scare the hell out of you. It'll scare you so much taht you can't pee... so now your stuck next to the guy until he leaves. This will be the worst 6 minutes of your life ( at least it ws mine!) So there it is, this is why I "ph34r d4 r43p3r" at the jay. I'm pretty sure im going to be some guy's bitch. |
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