Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and weigh only 1.5 tons.

Are we allowed to kick people out of JETS because we think they're scary?

There are more exceptions than there are rules.

Oh, that was mean! But I would have done the same thing.

If it's logical, we can't do it.

Success is 90% inspiration, 9% perspiration, and 1% duct tape.

At first I didn't think that was possible. Then I met you.

Lectum lenti ladum aderamus (The couch slowly worships the sea shore)

Capultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad. Capul tuum saxum immane mittam. (I have a catapult. Give me all your money or I will hurl an enormous rock at your head)

We forever left our mark on this school and it's not a good mark.

Nothing personal, we just despise you in a businesslike fashion.

Wow! Imagine how many babies could be strangled by this thing! I tend to measure plastic in the amount of babies that could be strangled, and there was this huge piece of plastic...

Note: Registration fees are non-refundable unless the competition is cancelled due to inclement weather or other acts of god.

We are helping! You're just rejecting our brilliance!

Star Wars is always a priority.

Laura: You know that reference book you have? Will all the nifty stuff?
Amy: Yeah! It's like having a nerd in your pocket!

And now, the agnostic Chamber of Commerce members shall present "Fishkill: An interpretive dance".

Priscilla: I would kill him. I would really kill him.
Mackenzie: First I would die, then I would kill him.

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his chest open.

The sun is a government conspiracy. It died many years ago, so they blow up nuclear warheads constantly to create 'ultra-violet' radiation and to keep the public under control.

They're after me, because I know the truth.

JETS is a cult.

Think different, but not because Apple Computers tells you to.

The 'lunar landing' is a government conspiracy. 'NASA' actually used the funds to build a death star, and then created star wars to keep the people who know the truth from sounding remotely sane.

This one received the coveted "worst distortion of science award" from some folks who apparently believe plutonium and NASA go together like gin & tonic...whoops! spilled the glass...oh well, we'll clean it up in 240,000 years...

If you've ever visited a nuclear power plant, you may have come across a surprising array of wildlife enjoying the pristine environment - perhaps a red-cockaded woodpecker, or a family of pheasants, or a bald eagle gliding across the sky.

Nature's creatures thrive on unpolluted air and water. And that's exactly what they find near nuclear power plants.

Unlike power plants that burn fossil fuels, nuclear power plants don't burn anything. They split uranium atoms instead.

A nuclear reactor engine that would provide the right amount of energy for a car could be built and would run fine and would require refuelling only every 5 or 10 years. The only problem is that it would kill driver, the passengers, and perhaps bystanders.

If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.

Cut to fit, beat in to place.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.

Sanity is not my strong point.

This is going to be a close race. There's me, Gilderoy Lockhart, and Lord Dave of the Emus.

I can't believe Baldrick didn't win!

You started it! Oh wait. I started it. Never mind.

Silence is golden, but jumping around and screaming like a deranged monkey on steroids is more fun.

Cliff Notes do not give you the same experience of reading the book, which is why you should read Cliff Notes.

Well behaved women rarely make history.

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. The two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.