Meghan Titzer

Name:
Meghan Titzer

Grade:
11th

Birthday:
5-16-84

Fav. Quote(s):
"If a man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve the man but deteriorate the cat." -Mark Twain
"He was a brave man who first ate an oyster."-Jonathan Swift
"If you can't convince them, confuse them." -Harry S Truman
"Of everything I've lost, I miss my mind the most."-Unknown
"Eighty percent of success is showing up." -Woody Allen
"The better part of one's life consists in his friendships."-Abraham Lincoln
"Do, or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there." -Fred Allen
"Only peril can bring the French together. One can't impose unity out of the blue on a country that has 265 different kinds of cheese." -Charles André Marie de Gaulle

Fav. Color:
Purple

Role in JETS:
She who vacuums and bugs Caroline.

Fav character in Star Wars:
Yoda, Leia, Darth Vader, Qui-Gon-Jinn

Fav. thing to do in JETS:
Insult Caroline (with nice intentions, trust me).

Why?
She's so much fun to make fun of!

Purpose in Life:
To defeat Caroline in PVC fencing