As opposed to the kind that beat you up 
and take your lunch money... (Austin, TX)

   

Jesus AND Java, wow.

 

Rule One for climbing a glacier: Don't die.
(The rescue copter guys reeeeally hate paperwork.)
Brady Ice Field, Alaska

    

O the joy of Simplicity... 
St. Louis, Missouri

 

Soft headed, more like.
Greenville, South Carolina

   

You can almost hear the banjos.