English is the second most popular of the global languages, after the the most common tongue, Chinese.  The components of English derive from Teutonic and Latin; the modern version is spoken on every continent and encompasses more than 6,000 dialects. While the British have argued for centuries it is not spoken on the North American continent, Canadian-English is likely the most interestingly phrased version in this area.
  

Canadian Greetings

Yes Yeah yaa
No NOT noht
Hello/Good Morning G'Day, eh? g'deh, ay?
Goodbye Take off tay-k Off
Please Please pl-eez
Thank You Cheers ch-eerz
  

Small Talk

How are you? What's up? waat's up?
Good Cool kool
Bad Ice melted, man. eyes mehl-ted, maan
So-So Can't complain. kaant kom-plane
What's Your Name? And you would be? and yoo wood bee?
Nice to meet you Do you play hockey? do yoo pl-eh hockey?
  

Hockey Talk

Hockey HOCKEY hoh-kee
Puck biscuit bis-kit
Goal! Nirvana nir-vah-na
Forward Oldest Child (family term)
Defenseman Middle Child (family term)
Goaltender Youngest Child (family term)