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for TRUE hockey fans ONLY!
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-you punish people with "minors", "majors" and "misconducts".
- when you come to a traffic signal and the light turns green, you stop.
- when you come to a traffic signal and the light turns red, you get really excited and start cheering.
- instead of duct tape you use hockey tape to fix everything
-you went to see "West Side Story" because you thought it was about a game between Winnipeg and San Jose.
- when someone refers to "the classics" you think they are talkin about the original six
- you think the cure for everything is a couple of extra-strength asprin and a shot of novicane
- everything in your wardrobe is your teams colors and it's divided into two section, "HOME" and "AWAY"
- you refer to your teams enforcers as "chippy players" but you refer to other teams enforcers as $^$@* * of &^$& little &%# and !!@^ *&^
- you think the proper way to spell the plural of leaf is "leafs"
- you refer to summer and the "off-season"
- your email address has something to do with hockey,sticks,pucks,ice...
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