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| ***** RATING SYSTEM ***** |
| NOTE: The reviewing on my site is purely for entertainment purposes. The score given to each movie does NOT formally indicate whether the movie is truly good or bad. Similarly, the score does not indicate "Oscar-worthiness" or whatever. There are going to be movies that everyone really likes, but which I abhor, and vice versa. All I can say is: I've seen a great number of movies in my lifetime, and I have a general idea of what constitutes a good one. I will do my best to highlight both the strengths and weaknesses of a film. If you don't agree with my comments, you're probably not alone... just make sure you let me know what they are. Enjoy the reviews. |
| A = A great movie that accomplishes what it sets out to do B = Provides an opportunity to leave the theater with some dignity C = See only when totally drunk, totally stoned, or at gunpoint D = A steaming, liquid turd served hot with a bitter aftertaste F = Spending your time on this abomination qualifies you to stand beside those who created it as you all hang for treason against the bodily senses. |
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