DATES
The day you are born affects you far more than you think (*majority of the class roles their eyes*) and now we're going to study the days and their effect on humans.
This will be on the test, so don't think of not paying attention (*Trelawney looks at you*) Oh dear, I can see that you won't learn more than five of these days... (*you look down into the book and ignore her ramblings*)
Nope, this time Trelawney was right. You don't remember a thing... odd. You could have sworn she was just making that stuff up.


(Actually this part isn't ready just yet, please check back soon)