DISCLAIMER

I don't like it, but I got no connection whatsoever with JK Rowling or anyone else of importance, and I don't own anyone or anything *sob, sob* But if Rowling would give me Snape I'd be forever grateful *pleading look* I make no money on this, I have nothing that you could possibly want so don't sue, you have nothing to gain on it. I'm just your ordinary insane HP fan.

I hate this part, it forces me back to reality *sigh* Oh well, here we go... *clears throat*