[A/N: Dun, dun, DUN! Heh, second part :) This part focuses on the wonderful, romantic and all in all lovely night our five boys spend at their hotel room. At least that's what it could have been… if it hadn't been for the fact that Severus hates the rest of the group, and they aren't gay. Kind of. Well, at least if you ask McGonagall *cough* Well, who am I to judge, eh? That's your job after all ;)]

Things that goes 'thump' in the middle of the night

Severus, Remus, Peter, Sirius and James: *standing in their hotel room*

Severus: There is only one bed.

Sirius: *grins wickedly*

Severus: *hisses* Don't even think that thought.

Remus, Peter and James: *snickers, knowing exactly what's going on in Sirius mind*

McGonagall: So, now that you've seen your hotel room, still singular Severus, here's an extra blanket for those of you sleeping in the double bed.

Severus: I'm calling the couch.

McGonagall: And as you all probably can see, there is only room for three people in the bed.

Severus: *glares at McGonagall, in that you-would-have-been-dead-now-if-it-wasn't-illegal-way*

McGonagall: *doesn't even notice* Well, I'll come by tomorrow morning then. Good night *leaves*

Sirius: So… can I share the couch with you, Sevvie?

Severus: Drop down dead, Black.

Sirius: *bats eyelashes* I know you didn't mean that, Sevvie. Here's an idea!

Severus: *groans*

Sirius: How about you and me take the bed? *wink, wink*

Severus: I'm not sharing bed with you! Teenage father or not!

Sirius: *very defensive* Hey! That's my daughter you're talking about!

Severus: Ooooh, I'm shaking *rolls eyes*

Sirius: *sniffs* *in over dramatic tone* Fine. I take the bed and you the couch. I don't want to have anything to do with you tonight mister *marshes out of the room and slams the door behind him*

Peter: Sirius, that's the bathroom…

Sirius: *from the bathroom* So it is… Hmm…

Peter: *looks at the others* Remember what he did last time he was in the bathroom on his own?

Remus: *eyes widen*

James: NO! Sirius, I forbid you to play with anything in there!

Sirius: Actually, I'm taking a piss at the moment, but that's a great suggestion.

Severus: Does he need to be guarded every second?

Remus: Well… kind of.

Peter: He gets slightly hyper active at times too… *shudders*

James: Scary memories.

Remus: Remember when he climbed the furniture in the Gryffindor common room?

James: *squeezes eyes shut tight* Yeah.

Severus: Um… alright. Very horrible.

Peter: He was wearing a sock.

Remus: Only.

James: And not on the foot.

Severus: *looks utterly disgusted*

Remus: I don't think I've seen Lily so angry before…

James: When she caught me with Narcissa Moon…

Remus: Right, that time. I stand corrected.

Severus: I don't want to hear any more from anyone of you. Just be quiet.

*silence*

Sirius: *whistling*

James: He's done soon.

Severus: You guys really know each other way too good.

Sirius: I heard that, Sevvie! I shall get my revenge, I shall… I shall… I shall come up with something and then I will get my revenge.

Remus: Riiiiiiight. Hyper active Sirius coming up…

Peter: *picks up the bags and throws them into the closet and covers the doors*

Sirius: *unlocks the bathroom door and walks out* *points a finger at Severus who is sitting at the couch* I shall come to thou, Sevvie, in thy sleep!

Severus: As long as you don't touch me, don't talk to me and leave me the hell alone.

Sirius: I shall do none of the above! *evil grin*

Peter: He's serious…

James: Severus, expect to wake up by something very unpleasant in the middle of the night.

Sirius: Hey! You're ruining my surprise, James!

James: It's not more than right to warn him.

Sirius: I shall get thou, James, too! Thou shall never warn thy fows of… *frowns* Well, of my revenge. That doesn't sound very interesting though… *starts jumping in the bed while looking very thoughtful*

Remus: Okay… well, who is taking the bed and who is sleeping in the couch?

Severus: Couch.

Sirius: Bed. I sworn off sleeping with Sevvie tonight.

Severus: *groans*

Sirius: Don't worry, you'll get some of my loving tomorrow night *grins*

Severus: Just don't.

Sirius: *stops jumping* Well… Peter can keep you company tonight, if you want *smiles innocently* Or Remus, or James, your choice. Of course it won't be as good as it would have been with me, but… you just have to live with it and long for tomorrow night.

Remus: *pets Sirius on the head* That's enough now.

Sirius: I shall obey thou, thou the mature one! *grins*

Remus: I can't believe you guys gave me that role! *groans*

Peter: What? We should have given it to Sirius then? Or maybe Severus?

Remus: No… but I come off as boring.

James: You're definitely not boring.

Sirius: Especially not that roaming the forest and devouring any human that comes your way part *attempts standing on his head in the bed*

All: *watches as Sirius falls and lands on the floor, and repeats that four times more*

Sirius: That kind of hurt… *rubs elbow*

James: Hitting the floor in a high speed would hurt, yes. Now stop it.

Sirius: Nope, all good things are six! *attempts standing on his head, for the sixth time* *comes tumbling down for the sixth time*

--- Later ---

Severus: *staring up at the roof* *muttering* I'm so lucky. Sharing couch with wolf boy, and hearing Potter and Black talking in their sleep, and Pettigrew snoring, what else could make my life any better? Oh I know. Wolf boy happens to be of the kind that steals the blanket… *glares at Remus*

Remus: *pulls the cover around him tighter in his sleep*

Severus: *curses under his breath* *gets up* Fine! *walks over to the bed*

James: *half-awake* What are you doing?

Sirius: *wide away* Joining us? Didya miss me, Sevvie? *grins* And I who swore that I wouldn't sleep with you tonight… but that's alright, I guess I could… Hey!

Severus: *walks away with the cover and his pillow* Good night. *slams the door to the bathroom*

Sirius: *shrugs* *attempts standing on his head again*

James: *groans* Seriously, Sirius, go to bed. You can sleep with Remus.

Sirius: No, he steals the covers.

James: You've shared bed with him before?

Sirius: Uh huh *looses his balance and falls to the floor again*

Peter: *pulls the cover over his head* Stop it Sirius, we're getting up early. You can stand on your head tomorrow.

Sirius: But I wanna do it now *climbs up in the bed again*

Remus: *yawns* What's going on?

James: Severus took Sirius covers and went to sleep in the bathroom, and now Sirius is trying to stand on his hands, again, and is failing, again.

Remus: Oh.

--- Later ---

Peter: *knocks on the bathroom door* Severus?

Severus: Go away.

Peter: But I need to use the bathroom.

Severus: No you don't.

Peter: Actually I do. Open up.

James: *groans* Keep it… *blinks* *raises hand to wipe away what's on his forehead* SIRIUS!!!!

Sirius: *grins*

Remus: *yawns* Now what?

Peter: Severus, open the door.

Severus: Go away!

James: *attempting to strangle Sirius*

Sirius: *laughing like mad* Calm down! It's only whipped cream!

Severus: *alarmed*

Remus: *pulls the covers over his head* Go away. All of you.

James: Don't. Ever. Put. Anything. Eatable. On. Me. Again *lets go*

Severus: *very alarmed*

Sirius: *still laughing*

Peter: Severus!

Severus: Not in this lifetime Pettigrew! Not with Black out there!

Sirius: *snickering* You mean you don't want my fantastic loving?

James: You're not that good.

Sirius: Says who?

James: Says your girlfriend.

Sirius: Which one?

Remus: Go to bed! It's four a.m.!!!

Peter: *knocks at the bathroom door*

Severus: *pulls covers over his head* Go away…

James: Mary.

Sirius: *frowns* That's odd… that's not what she said last week…

James: *grins and wipes away some of the whipped cream* Seriously, Severus, open the door, I have to get the whipped cream out of my hair…