[A/N: I drew a pic of the guys for the first chapter *nods* I tried to put it up as my author pic but it was to big *pouts* So if you want to see it you have to go to my HP homepage, it’s in the art section. I’d like to thank all of the reviewers for your ideas for a name for the group. Major thanks to Starwriter, who came with the winning idea. This time around I have another request (yes, I am determined to keep you helping me), our favorite pop group will – of course – be interviewed, what do you want to know? All questions are acceptable (no matter how average or plain wrong they might be) :)]
Musicyz
McGonagall: So *looks at the group* I have come up with a name for you.
Severus: *dully* Yay.
McGonagall: *glares at Severus* Anyway, Peter.
Peter: Yes?
McGonagall: You came up with this name, if anyone asks.
Peter: And the name would be?
McGonagall: Musicyz.
All: Err...
McGonagall: Anyone who wants to object? *death glare*
Remus: No.
Peter: *shakes head*
Severus: Rather not.
James: Nope.
Sirius: Not really.
McGonagall: Thought so. And you all met in school, decided to form a boyband and Peter came up with the name.
Peter: Yay me.
McGonagall: Right. And you are not a boyband.
James: We’re not?
Remus: I thought that was exactly what we were.
McGonagall: Well, you are.
Severus: This is helping...
McGonagall: You just don’t accept being called a boyband.
James: Then what are we?
McGonagall: You are a vocal harmony group.
Sirius: We’re all gay?
McGonagall: No, you’re a vocal harmony group.
Sirius: We’re all gay.
McGonagall: *groans* None of you are gay!
Severus: I wouldn’t guarantee that *glares at the others*
McGonagall: *glares at him*
Severus: What? Right. None of us are gay under any circumstances, even though we are a boyba... *cough* vocal harmony group. Of course *rolls eyes*
McGonagall: THAT’S IT!!!
All: *stares at her*
McGonagall: I was going to let you go to the interview with that Skeeter hag in your own clothes, but now you’ve gone too far!!
All: *horrified*
Sirius: We’re going to be interviewed by a hag?
McGonagall: *eyes glowing*
Sirius: *hides behind Remus*
--- Later ---
McGonagall: *looks at the newly named Musicyz* Now, here are your clothes you will wear for the interview.
All: *stares at the clothes, horrified*
Remus: But... but... it’s leather!
McGonagall: I know.
Severus: Excuse me, but you bought these clothes when you could have gotten us separate hotel rooms?
McGonagall: Severus, for your own good you get into those pants!
Severus: I honestly don’t want to.
James: I’m with Severus, I really don’t want to wear these...
Sirius: *rips off his own pants and picks up a pair of leather pants*
McGonagall: Either you wear those leather pants and those black, way too tight, shirts or you will go naked!
Sirius: *stops in the middle of pulling on the leather pants* Really?
McGonagall: YES! *slams the door and leaves the boys with their new clothes*
Remus: *groans* I hate leather pants.
James: Who doesn’t?
Severus: Possibly Black.
Sirius: *looks rather thoughtful*
James: *glances at Sirius, worriedly* What, Sirius?
Sirius: I was thinking... You think I should wear the leather pants or go without them?
Severus: *alarmed*
Remus: I suggest the first option.
Peter: McGonagall will kill you if you don’t wear them.
Sirius: But she said that we could go naked!
James: She wasn’t actually serious about that part.
Sirius: *disappointed* Oh, but don’t you think I have nice legs?
Peter: Yes, Sirius, very nice.
Remus: Yes, now put on those pants.
Sirius: Oh alright *pulls on the leather pants* Well, we won’t be able to sit down but on the plus side Sevvie looks great in leather pants *grins*
Severus: Shut up, Black.
Sirius: I’m serious, you do *grins even wider*
Severus: *glares at him*
Sirius: And tonight you’ll get some of my loving *smiles widely and places arm around Severus shoulders*
Severus: Get off me!
Sirius: Awwwww, Sevvie, I know you love me *refuses to let go*
Severus: Get off me!!!
Sirius: *smiles*
Remus: *looks rather uncomfortable* Why did she have to buy so tight pants?
Peter: I think she did it because some people *glares at Severus and Sirius* made her snap.
James: I won’t be able to sit down! *attempts to sit down in a chair* *stands up again* I’ll have to stand through the interview.
Peter: You’re not the only one.
Remus: Ugh... Maybe we should go without pants. At least then we will be able to sit down.
Severus: GET OFF ME BLACK!!!!
Sirius: *kisses Severus on the cheek*
Severus: *bunches Sirius in the stomach*
Sirius: Ouch! *finally lets go of Severus* *rubs stomach* Why did you do that, Sevvie? You could just have told me to let go you know...
Severus: GAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *looks as if he’s going to explode any second*
McGonagall: *opens the door* Okay, you better be dressed in black leather by now *looks at them one by one*
Remus and Peter: *looks extremely tortured*
James: *scratches his newly green colored hair*
Sirius: *smiling brightly*
Severus: *fuming*
McGonagall: Anything else we should go through again before the interview?
Severus: I will not be around him anymore! *points at Sirius*
McGonagall: Right.
Severus: I’m serious! I absolutely refuse to sit beside him and I demand to get out of staying in the same hotel room as him!!!
McGonagall: Don’t be silly, you can’t sit in those pants, and we’re going to take the train tonight so you won’t share hotel room anymore. Now behave, Sirius, and Severus you stop complaining about your group members. You are a family.
Severus: We are not a family, and I thoroughly despise Black!
Sirius: I love you too, Sevvie *beams*
McGonagall: Okay, off you go. James?
James: I’d definitely date a fan.
McGonagall: Sirius?
Sirius: I have never slept with a fan.
McGonagall: Severus?
Severus: *fuming*
McGonagall: Severus?
Severus: Drugs are bad *mutters* Unless Black happens to OD and die, then they are the greatest thing to ever have been created by muggles.
McGonagall: I heard that.
Severus: And?
Sirius: He’s just a bit cranky because he didn’t get any of my great, absolutely fantastic loving last night and...
McGonagall: Shut that trap of yours, Sirius, you are not entitled to start talking like mad until the interview starts.
Sirius: Oh. Alright then. Can I make out with Sevvie instead then?
Severus: No, you may not!!!
McGonagall: No. You like girls. And girls only.
Sirius: Shame.
McGonagall: *glares at him*
Sirius: *smiles as angel-like as possible*
Remus: Do you have any idea how uncomfortable these pants are?
McGonagall: Of course I do, why would I else make you wear them?
Remus: I will not be held responsible if I snap during the interview.
McGonagall: *death glare* I forbid you, Remus, to do anything like that! You. Are. The. Mature. One. You don’t snap! Ever!! *clears throat* Right. Before you enter this room, where you will meet the Skeeter woman who you will learn to despise more than each other, we’ll go through this one more time. Peter, James is what?
Peter: Crazy. Extremely crazy.
McGonagall: James, drugs are what?
James: Bad.
McGonagall: Remus, would you ever color your hair blue?
Remus: No, never.
McGonagall: Why?
Remus: Um... because that would be encouraging the young ones to do the same?
McGonagall: Very good. Sirius, would you pierce your tongue?
Sirius: That’s a great idea, I might.
McGonagall: What do you think about that Remus?
Remus: Eh... irresponsible?
McGonagall: Correct. I think you are all ready for the interview.
Severus: Can I just not sit beside Black?
McGonagall: What did you call him?
Severus: Alright! Sirius.
Sirius: I love it when you say my name like that, Sevvie *grins*
Severus: *glares at him* Drop down dead, Sirius.
Sirius: Awwww! *hugs Severus tightly*
Severus: LET GO OF ME!!!!!
McGonagall: Sirius.
Sirius: *beaming*
McGonagall: You like girls, only. And you really shouldn’t be that over-friendly with any guy, especially of the band members.
Severus: Especially not me *pushes Sirius away from him*
Remus: Seriously, Sirius, you can continue torture him later.
Severus: No, he’ll stop it right now and for good.
Sirius: *ignores Severus* Oh, alright then.
McGonagall: Good *opens the door*
All: *follows her silently*