Author: Crying Raven
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Summary: As I might have told you before, scary things happen when I can't sleep. This is one of them.
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Seamus, Dean, Draco, Colin, Harry, Ron, Percy, Fred, George and Neville: *sitting in an empty room, obviously bored*
Draco: *irritated* What are we doing here?
Me: You're going to listen to my rhymes, it's only ten verses, then you can go.
Harry: Promise?
Me: Promise.
Ron: Just get it over with.
Ten little wizards were eating candy
When one started to choke CPR would hace come in handy
But the others didn't give a dime
And then they were only nine
Dean: *starts to choke and falls over dead*
All: *stares at Dean*
Percy: I think I see where this is going...
Nine little wizards had barely any time
To grasp that one of them had stepped on a mine
They finally accepted it as fate
And then they were only eight
Seamus: *blows up into tiny little pieces*
All: *goes pale*
Eight little wizards were working when one had a heart attack
The others knew there was no turning back
And when the little wizard went to heaven
They were only seven
All: *looks worridly at each other*
Percy: *falls down dead*
Seven...
Harry: STOP!
Me: What?
Harry: You can't do this!
Me: Of course I can. Don't worry, you'll live for a while more.
Harry: But...
Me: ANYWAY...
Seven little wizards understood
Never to mess with PMS-ing chicks
When one got his camera shoved down his throat
And then they were only six
Colin: *falls to the floor, dead*
Harry: That was cruel, I mean was annoying as hell but still...
Six little wizards were walking along
When one of them stepped very wrong
The bees stung him to death for stepping in their hive
And then they were only five
Neville: *swells up and dies*
Draco: You know, I'm starting to worry...
Five little wizards took the hint
When all thanks to an angry Flint
A buldger made one of them unable to breath anymore
And then they were only four
George: *falls to the ground*
Fred: ARGH! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Four little wizards got lost from each other
They found the rest again at a place like no other
[Ron: You know, that doesn't really rhyme.
Me: Shut up.]
Where one of them were hanging from a tree
And then they were only three
[Ron: That doesn't really rhyme either...
Me: Hmm... what did you say your biggest fear was?
Ron: *gulp*]
Fred: *gets choked by an invisible rope that finally breaks his neck*
Ron: *wide-eyed*
Harry: Oh my...
Draco: Uh... we're all gonna die, aren't we?
Me: *snickers*
Three little wizards didn't like being bait
When chased by creatures with legs eight
[Ron: ARGH!
Me: That's what you get for complaining on my rhymes.]
One fell and lost more than a shoe
And then they were only two
Ron: *gets torn into shreds*
Harry: *gasps*
Draco: Okay, now I feel kinda sick...
Two little wizards were fighting against the Dark Lord
And they both knew Harry was surely done
When he lost more body parts than he could afford
And then they were only one
Harry: *loses his legs, an arm and his liver pops out of a hole in his stomach* *falls down dead*
Draco: Lets stop here. Please?
One little wizard was thrown off a cliff
Since there was nothing to break his fall
The result was everywhere and hard to miss
And then they were none at all!
Draco: *goes SPLAT! everywhere*
Me: Okay, I'm done *evil grin*
