Awful us, we went on a sinful date again.... If you can't remember, the first one was here


An's version | Alicia's version | Hollie's version


An's version

*Sigh* So there we are again... after thinking I would *never* *ever* again go on a date with 2 people at the same time... specially if they're both girls (and even more so if these 2 girls happen to be half goat half frog from IA and super secret FBI agent from KS), I ended up saying yes almost immediately when this Lesha girl asked... Who's Lesha, you're thinking, ummm? Well, ya know.. it's the same girl with whom I had a date months ago... along with her friend.. you know, HOLLIE...

So I was desperately trying to find something to wear(I mean, I SO wasn't used to wearing clothes at all!!!) on that special day when my sis popped her head in through the door... and immediately closed it and talked to me from the outside... well yelled out would be more like it I guess... 'PUT SOMETHING ON, WILL YOU???' I never figured why people were so obsessed with covering themselves up that much. I mean, I wasn't cold or anything. It was full summer, the sky was wall to wall blue and I was actually dying in the heat! I just wrapped a sheet around my *body*(man you should really see me pronounce this hee hee... makes me think of Mr Bean... k, whatever)and told Breanna to come in. That was my sis, duh. She said she absolutely wanted to come to the date too... I was unsure about how my dates would take it so I rang Lesha up... she said it sounded okay but to ask Hol... so there I went, calling up Hollie... and she was like... no no no!!!

Brea went sulking in her bedroom when I told her... *sigh* I always thought being 14 was cool. Or at least until I saw her behaviour as a 14 year old... Shrugging my shoulders I finally decided on this super orange dress that was pretty long and flat sandals. Hey, at least no one would complain about my showing too much flab, you know.

And there I made my way, on foot, as usual... There were a few idiots that commented on what I was wearing, saying it was 'Ganga Asnan' on that day. I didn't appreciate that. I hate morons talking to me on the street... I hate people commenting on what I'm wearing and just as I hate imposing my religion on others, I hated people making stupid jokes about religions other than theirs. That put me in a pretty bad mood. Getting lost on the way didn't make my mood a lot better... I had a little map Lesha had given me so I could make my way through the town and right to her place. Course, she'd suggested she came to pick me up, or asked Hol to do it... but *I* had insisted that walking was healthier for everyone. And of course, as I seriously don't like cell phones, I had no way of calling any of them for help. Course, I coulda gone to a phone box... but who would expect me to make things simple? Yes, that's right.. I also walked around with no money at all... I wasn't used to that either! I mean, let's use some logic here... when you're not wearing anything, in which pocket do you usually put your money? Err... anyone who's got an answer, I'm not a marsupial. Anyone who's still got an answer, I'm sure I don't want to know.

Then I met up with this guy Antonio. He was in his red car and waving at me from a distance. Maaaaaan! What the heck was this lousy music in his car? Ahhhh... ABBA... ewwww!!! When he got nearer he started horning. I was thinking... I wish I could pretend I didn't hear or see you, but you're obviously not the type of person who goes unnoticed... I siiiiighed. 'Hey you, how's life?'. He said everything was going swimmingly and asked where I was going. 'Date,' I said. He'd heard about Hollie and Alicia somehow. I mean, hey he was 'friends' with the frog too, you know... and there we were, he wanted to come too. I remembered how Hollie had said no about Breanna and Breanna wasn't even an annoying person. Antonio was a pain in the... err... hmmm.. neck. Hol wouldn't appreciate. And noisy as he was, I kneeeeew Alicia wouldn't like him either. I smiled at him sweetly and tada, I knew he'd do it - he got out of the car and came near me... and I seized this unique opportunity to kick him in the butt and ran away quickly... course, I took his money before running away.

Anyway... through my wild running around the town I somehow managed my way to Alicia's place. How did I know that was the place? Ha. If you'd seen the gate, you'd totally agree... the umm... welcoming words SO sounded like Alicia, you know... and okay, Mr Ghetto Charlie was waiting in front of it. Well, what can I do? This was a total *no guys* date and he'd have to wait for Hol to come out. Period.

I made my way through the house and went to the quietest place around. Which wasn't very easy... it was empty!!! Well I finally found Alicia... she was sitting in front of her vcr and seemed to be staring at something... I peeped over her shoulder and ha... she was looking at her tapes! She *almost* got loud and screamed when she realised I was there. Whoops, maybe I shoulda started by saying hi... Hol was nowhere around and I asked about her. That's when Lesha realised she'd said she'd go find something to eat like half an hour ago.

We took the huge risk of going to look for her in the kitchen. We finally discovered she was stuck in the fridge. The problem was, she had found lotsa pancakes in there and she wanted to take them all out in one go.... obviously impossible but she only saw the pancakes and not the truth. We managed to help her out and she took her food to Lesha's bedroom.

Scoop of the year, Hol was wearing shorts. Wow to that. I think she wanted to impress us or something. Alicia was still in pyjamas. I suggested she put on something better before we went out and she finally went to her wardrobe to find something more appropriate. While she was busy showering and shaving and doing her make up and all that, Hol and I seized the chance to get to know each other a little more...

She said she'd finally dumped Cam for Charlie. I dunno how he felt about it but she said she was using Charlie to drive us around today. Okay, cool with me. I told her I'd dumped Georges - who quickly went away with someone else, anyway. No regrets, I said. And I meant it. And I hadn't replaced him with anyone yet. As for our dear Antonio, she was right glad to know I'd got rid of him before he followed me and started trying to get to bed with her. Or us. Whatever, we didn't need him in our way. Neither of us had heard about Enzo in a while, but that was okay, we didn't miss him too much either.

I was about to ask WHERE we were going when Alicia came in. Ummm... that dress was definitely better than the pyjamas... although it was a bit yellow and had some sort of Pokémon design on the back and with the two Pikachu ears sticking out like wings... hey, orange and yellow do match, after all! Hollie was still stuck on pink and purple but oh well, we made a nice trio!

So out of the house... (nope, sorry Lesha, you can't bring Rolly!!!) and driven around by Charlie. No need to say I had no idea where they were taking me but I caught a glimpse of Antonio in his red car on the way and oh yes I heard this horrible music. Incorrigible Antonio. He tried to chase us at some point but Alicia scared him off with vibes... a tae-bo demonstration through the back window and her wings/ears. I guess just the back of the dress woulda been enough but maybe she got a bit carried away or something.

I don't remember much of the meal. I dunno why people think they absolutely HAVE to eat on a date... I'd brought some champagne around, in case I didn't mention it before. Hollie declared she was teetotal and so did Lesha... so I nicely sacrificed myself and drank the whole bottle myself. I woulda shared some with my guys, if Antonio hadn't got me in one of my very bad moods...

But oh well, I clearly remember this feeling of total physical ummm... fulfilment. The bed. When I opened my eyes, I was on Lesha's bed and she was messing around with her tapes again. I think Hol had gone back for some chocolate pancakes and got stuck in the fridge again. *sigh*

Lesha turned round and explained I'd kinda fallen asleep in the middle of the 'meal' and they'd carried me back to Lesha's place with Charlie's help... I said I was absolutely sorry... although I was secretly right glad I'd had an opportunity to escape to the world of sleep. My head felt a bit like it had cotton inside rather than a brain but oh, who cares?

And then I suddenly realised there was something playing... hold on. That was Bon Jovi, wasn't it? It was! It was!! Yahoo!!! What the song was, I couldn't remember for sure, until I heard the chorus. Oh yeah, that's right. Something for the pain. Ohhhh... nice. I wanted to go back to sleep. But Alicia grabbed my feet by surprise and pulled me out of the bed. The only thing that was still on the bed was my hair. Hmph! Okay, if she took it that way, I'd get out! Okay, okay, the truth is she was too strong for me to try and resist... I got up and suggested we went to take Hol out of the fridge again.

When we found her she had some avocado dip in her hair and lots of it on her face. We asked what this all was about. 'Mask' she mentioned while eating MORE pancakes. This girl was unbelievable. 00. Lesha pulled her to the bedroom by her wrists and said we'd watch some movies. She showed us a collection. Among which, first knight and fight club. I said to put first knight first and I'd sleep again while she watched fight club with Hol. But Hol wouldn't let us! She squarely sat on my back and tried to make me try her avocado dip mask. Well she succeeded, you know... I woulda asked Lesha to put *The horse whisperer* too but then I thought it wasn't a good idea to start crying in front of them. I'd already drunk a whole bottle of champagne and fallen asleep. That was enough for a second date, I thought.

When fight club was over they asked me to come to the shopping mall with them... alright, alright... I'll do it, I thought. Bad idea. Enzo came in from nowhere and started following me around. He's an obstinate guy. What could I do? Nothing. Put up with him until he was bored with me. He said something about how he hadn't seen me for a while and how creased my dress was. Blah. I knew I shoulda avoided the mall. He hangs around there to have a peep at girls. Once the shopping was over, (we all bought one another a pair of matching undies) we went back to Lesha's place once again to try them on. Ohhh.. they were all very nice ones and Lesh and Hol ALMOST swapped theirs... anyway, that was the last thing we did...

Hol and I said byee to Lesh who started sobbing. We said it'd be okay and she could cope with us being away in a while and left the place... Hol had Charlie drop me home(I couldn't have made my way home after such a day, I swear) and she drove off. Hmmm! I'd forgotten to at least say thank you to them I thought as I put my hands in my pockets. What was this? Ha, Antonio's money. Blah!

I decided on sending thank you notes later on. I was too tired to think and went straight to bed. I knew I'd have to tell my sis all about it when she saw me so I wasn't in a hurry to wake up, trust me.



Alicia's version

I was innocently (I'm a very innocent girl, or I was, before Hollie met me) sitting at home the other day, watching a DVD and doing my email and updating Annick's 2 webpages as well as my own and reading (yes, all at the same time), when An decided to show up and drag me and Hollie out on another date. It was around 5 o'clock. I was still in my PJs, of course, and when Annick swept in and saw that I was sitting in my bed, she wanted to go back to bed herself. She did look a little worn out. I told her she could sleep all she wanted, as long as she did it fully dressed or, to keep her lovely bright orange dress from getting all wrinkled, in a pair of my pajamas. I'm sure I could have distracted her in this manner until she'd forgotten we hadn't had much of a second date, but then I remembered Hollie was planning to visit me as well. When Hol came in, An woke up because she heard us talking about "Anakin" and wanted to know what that was all about. To tell you the truth, I think she was annoyed that we were talking about someone else when this was supposed to be our very special date. I reminded Annick, who, as a matter of fact, is Anakin, that she had tried to invite Breanna along on our threesome, which, technically, would have made us either a foursome...or a double date, and would have made this date more of a first date than a second, since the dynamics would be all changed. Anakin insisted that Breanna wouldn't be any trouble, but I was pretty sure it was all a guise for setting me up on a blind date with a girl I barely knew. Or maybe An just wanted to get Hollie alone. Hmm...... I decided to at least go shower and do something with my hair and give them some time. By the time I got back, An had finally given up and then she started in on her plans for our date. I told them I'd be happy to go anywhere as long as we could go in PJs (I put mine back on after my shower), but Hollie pointed out, "Jams are one thing, but what about all those holes in your pants?" Indeed, my flannel pants were wearing very thin. Hollie offered to run to Wal-Mart for some new ones, and we decided we would all go. I insisted we stop by Breanna's on the way, so we could laugh at her. Unfortunately, she didn't take it well and came running out of the house and chased Hollie's car Charlie all the way down the street. I think she was yelling something like "I never liked your butt anyway!" but I'm really not sure. I was hiding on the floor in back because I had forgotten my glasses and I get carsick. No, really!

Well, after that, Hollie needed some musical relief, so she had An looking through her pile of CD wallets. An took so long commenting on all of the CDs and complaining that Hol didn't have any of the "lousy music" An herself liked that Hollie just put on her Dido CD and resigned herself to let An talk about her favorite subject, dildos, for awhile. Eventually, that topic led to some excitement over the idea of finding a Chippendale show or at least a sex toy shop. Just for fun. I was still lying on the floor in the back seat, and when I sat up to put in my opinion on that subject, we could all hear the last remnants of my pants give way. It's a good thing we were all 8 good friends in that car. I suggested we all go back to my place and stay in for the rest of the night. I don't think Anakin or Hollie were too thrilled with that idea.

Instead, we stopped at Country Kitchen, since it's Hollie's favorite restaurant. First, we made sure we had enough money to cover our tip. My floor length pleather coat would have been very handy right then to cover my own ensemble; unfortunately, I had left it at home, so I had to hide in the extra fabric on Anakin's long dress. Still, I felt much better after I had some honey with hot tea, but I had to listen to An and Hollie talking about their outside romances while we sat in a booth. You see, they both have actual men in their lives. It's really quite shocking and almost enough to make the third girl want a foursome after all.

Not long after we left CK (after we convinced Annick we really didn't need to take a walk after we ate after all), a red car pulled up next to us at a stop light and the annoying young man inside started to yell at us out of his window. We all pretended we didn't hear his call. An admitted he'd been bothering her earlier, and while I normally would have hopped out and given him a piece of my mind for harassing a friend, I didn't want to admit that I'd, uh, entertained him earlier that week myself.

Anyway, I showed them both I could be hard to get along with after all (I won't give away my secrets), and we finally picked up some movies and went back to my place. We ended the night by watching First Knight, Fight Club, The Party, and Rainman, although Hollie fell asleep before we finished the last one (" Tom Cruise is boring!"), so I told Anakin it was an opportune time for her to go skinny dipping. She could use the pool out back and no one would ever have to know. Strangely, she immediately fell asleep and I was left on my own and finally ready to go out and do something. So, I left the two of them asleep in my bed and went to a Chippendale's show alone, where I met a very buff (but not muscle-bound) guy that offered to let me call him Spike while we "hung out". I refused. It was a great night, and I will always have some great memories.







Hollie's version

For months and months and months and months (or has it just been months?), An(akin) and Leshy Lou have been trying to get me to go on another date with them. I finally agreed, although I think they would have taken me even if I hadn't.

I must have spent hours on shaving and lotioning and hair-doing and clothes picking before i finally settled on something I thought would be good for a 2nd date with my two favorite girls. I decided to go with my camouflage pants and pink shirt that I'd worn on our last date. If it worked well enough to get the 2nd date, I may as well wear it ON the 2nd date, right? Right. Anyway. I just let my hair go. I was planning on showing them my impression of "Cousin It" later, anyway.

I was just getting ready to leave when I got a phone call from An(akin). She said her sis(my ex) was begging and pleading and begging and pleading to come out with us. I firmly told her NO NO NO (or was it just no no no?). I wouldn't have it. An(akin) told me that Lesha had said it might be ok, but I knew that Lesha was just being nice. No way she wanted to be on a double date when her date was Breanna. (Of course neither An(akin) nor myself could be Brea's date, since she was An(akin)'s sister and my ex-sister.. just because we're dating girls doesn't mean we have to be related to them!)

Anyway. We had all decided to meet at Lesha's. Since it was a long walk, I decided to have Charlie give me a ride.. I figured it would be ok as long as I kept him out of sight once I got there. These girls are strict about no boys allowed!! Charlie decided to do a little drag-racing on the way there, and we beat this guy in a red car named Antonio (the guy, not the car). I mentioned to him afterwards that I was on my way to see Leshy and An(akin) and he said he'd been with them both very recently, and then he asked if he could see me sometime. I told him to get lost, but I had a feeling that wouldn't be the last I'd heard from him.

When I finally, finally got to Lesha's, she and An(akin) had already started the movies. I was wondering why, because I thought we were going OUT. They said I'd taken so long that they'd already BEEN out, and I was lucky I made it there before they watched all the movies. I apologized til I thought I couldn't handle it anymore. Then they said they were just kidding, of COURSE they hadn't been out without me.

We left right away. The girls complained about having to walk, and I admitted that I'd brought Charlie with me and I was sure he'd give us a ride if we wanted it. They all agreed that it would be ok.. this once.

Nobody could decide where we wanted to go, so we picked up some food from the Wendy's drive through (open late.. so you can eat great, even late!) and just drove around all night. After we'd all finished eating, I decided it was time to tell them all about Lex.

I met Lex one day while I was driving down the street on my way to get a soda. He was so adorable with his red hair that I couldn't resist. I knew it was "against our rules", but I also knew that if An(akin) and Lesha just met him, they'd fall in love with him too.

So I invited them back to my apartment. Not just to meet Lex, but also because neither of them had seen the place since I moved in. I had a purple couch now, you know, as well as a big foot in the bathtub, and I couldn't wait for the girls to see them.

I led them up the stairs and made them wait at the door while I turned on the lights and put on some lousy music that I knew An(akin) would like. I told the girls to get comfortable while I went to get Lex. I usually kept him in the bathroom while I was away.. it kept him out of trouble.

When I came back, An(akin) was stripped down to nothing and Lesha was wearing some of my jams. I told them I hadn't meant for them to get THAT comfortable, but oh well, it was too late to do anything about it. Lex didn't seem to mind.. he just followed me around anyway. He's so devoted.

Lesha and An(akin) got tired of watching Lex follow me around everything and someone suggested we watch a movie. Lesha decided she needed another lesson on kissing, so we decided we better watch "Rainman". I wasn't too sure, because Tom Cruise is so BLAH, but I agreed. I didn't need the kissing practice, but at least I could make fun of Tom while we watched the movie.

When it was all over, Charlie, Lex and I took An(akin) and Leshy home. They both told me they loved Lex almost as much as I did, and we all decided that even though Charlie was a guy, he was nice to have around and he'd definitely have to come along on our next date.

I dropped Lesha off first. She really wanted to try the kissing thing, but I told her she better go find Rolly or Thomas for that. I didn't think Lex or Charlie would take it too well if she tried kissing me, and An(akin) was already running the other way.

I caught up with An(akin) and took her the rest of the way home. She thanked me for the lousy music and said she'd try to keep her clothes on next time she came over to see Lex.

As Charlie, Lex and I made our way home, I gazed up at the stars and sighed. I think it had been the best night of my life.



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