so me, papy, steve, mario and matt are all waiting in line at the coat check.. and just when we get to the front.. montreal's finest security tells me that the coat check is full and we have to go to the 3rd floor... so i pretty much lost it.. after the first time i told him to fuck off, he didnt do anything, but shurg... so i think i told him to fuck off about 5-6 times after that.. it was pretty funny, now that i think of it...remember i was drunk.. rattled to say the very least... but i put on a good show for the rest of the people who were in line... so after i asked him if he was fist fucking me, steve dragged me outta there before i got the boot.. so we were all in.. did teh whole coat check thing.. absolutely downed my firts drink.. then lined up for another... here's where i ran into my second run in with security... there was a ridiculous lineup for drinks and all i wanted was a rum and coke... so i asked the security guard behind the bar to make me one..."it's not hard... it's a little bit of rum.. and a little bit of coke.." after i said that.. he got on his little walky talky.. then i said "r u kidding me? r u calling your friend because you need help making a rum and coke? i told you.. a little rum, a little coke.. its not that hard" so then backup came and told me to settle down.. and at that point, pat took over for me in line.. and i eventually got my watered down rum and coke... so the 3..2..1.. went off and we were all on the 5th floor... yay! new years... so we didnt leave the club until about 2-3.. and me, james and matt walked the girls up the street to find a cab.. and we got a cab of our own.. and let me tell you.. our cabbie was the shit... his name was Fritz.. and this guy should be in friggin nascar... we were weaving in and out of traffic.. we even dusted a police cruiser.. then i think i said "fuck the police".. we finally got to anand;s and i think we gave him like $20 for a $6 trip... we were all pretyt hungry... so i got chef boyardi at the convenience store and matt got Fritos (in momeory of Fritz). i remember him giggling when he thought of that... he thought it was the greatest thing... hahahah... so at around 4.. the rest of them got in and papy called his dad, JOE.. while on the phone with him... matt came up with a clever new years resolution for big joe: to shave his moustache...at matt's state right now.. his brain had no censorship.. so he yelled out "hey joe! your new year's resolution should be to shave your moustache!" we all start laughing, including papy.. and he ended up hanging up on his father... we went to bed at around 5ish... i was excited to go to bed cuz i was on the air matress with mario (L).. then i gt up in the middle of my sleep.. and matt was in between us.. i was prtty rattled cuz i was fallin off the end of the matress.. so i get off.. but not before striping away his pillow fron under his head and my blanket... he didnt wake up...[ last page >> ]

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