The unthinkable happened on Redemption this Wednesday Night as the ' KING OF BLING BLING ' himself, was tossed out of the battle royal and his dreams of becoming the XWF World Heavyweight Champion seemed to be out of sight.. And the man to send ' Why -2- Jay ' soaring over the top rope was none other then his " best friend " Christian! Yes, Jericho's close personal friend Christian threw the ' AYATOLLAH OF ROCK n ROLLA ' over the top rope and ruined his chances of going to the Up In Smoke Pay - Per - View Main Event.. But instead Jericho is now forced to enter the Xtreme Wrestling Federation Tournament to see who will meet Christian at Up In Smoke.. And it all begins Wednesday Night on Redemption as the Chris Jericho has been put up to bat against Brian Kendrick, in the first round of the XWF Tournament.. Most people would call this a walk in the park for ' WHY -2- JAY ' Chris Jericho and most of them would be right but in a tournament such as this there is no telling what could happen..

The scene fades up with a small fishing boating floating in the middle of a small lake miles from civilization.. As we get in closer we see that it is none other then the ' WHY -2- JAY ' Chris Jericho and the self-proclaimed ' PEEPS CHAMPION ' Christian.. Both of them are sitting back to back, each with there own fishing pole in hand, apparently not having any fun.. Wait, after what Christian did to Jericho last Wednesday Night on Redemption, you'd think Jericho wouldn't want anything to do with Christian.. But nonetheless, the two of them have been brought together, for some reason or another, and have been forced to wake up in the early hours of the morning and go fishing.. And needless to say, neither of them seem to be having the greatest time in the world.. Jericho is sitting foreword with a grumpy look across his face while Christian is attempting to put some bait on the hook..

Chris Jericho " Junior, what in the hell is that God awful smell? "

Christian " It's called fish bait bro,' it's what you catch fish with.. "

Chris Jericho " I know what fish bait is used for jackass, it's just that I prefer to use worms instead.. "

Christian " Worms?! Ha! Ha! Are you kidding me, no worm could beat my quality fish bait, this here cost twenty dollars a bottle and worth every cent.. "

Chris Jericho " Well, if that baits so good big show, why the hell haven't you caught any fish yet? "

Christian " Oh, in due time my friend, in due time.. "

Chris Jericho " Friend?! HA! Who the hell are you calling friend, Junior?! Because last time I checked, the definition of a friend isn't someone who tosses you over the top rope in an XWF battle royal and pretty much ruins your chances of becoming XWF World Heavyweight Champion! We WERE friends until last Wednesday Night, you pissed all over our so called "friendship" "

Christian " Whoa dude, what do you mean I pissed on your friendship?! You're the one that came out and interupted my totally awesome speech I had prepared for all my PEEPS! And then you had the audacity to ask me to let you win the battle royal right in front of my peeps, dude you know how important becoming XWF World Champion is for me and my PEEPS! "

Chris Jericho " Who gives a damn about the peeps? Our friendship is more important than a couple of Jackass' who tune in to watch you on Redemption now and again.. Hell I've got enough of Jerichoholics for the both of us, you don't need The Rock's leftover "peeps". "

Christian " Yeah but Chris... "

Chris Jericho " BUT NOTHIN JERKY! Together you and I could have been the greatest team of all time, TEAM VITAMIN C.. What with my GORGEOUS BODY and your knack for entertaining the PEOPLE.. We would have been unstoppable but no, with a World Title Shot on the line, you seized the oppourtunity for the ' AYATOLLAH OF ROCK n ROLLA ' to turn his back for one mine.. ONE MINUTE! And you took it upon yourself to launch the " KING OF BLING " over the top rope and to the outside, pretty much insuring a yourself a victory in the battle royal.. "

Christian " Wow Chris, I didn't know you felt that way.. I don't know what to say man.. "

Chris Jericho " Don't say anything jerky, cause I would have done the exact same thing.. Only men with minds as brilliant as ours would have even thought about eliminating there very own best friend for a prize far much greater then friendship.. Ha! Who cares about friendship when a chance to become XWF Champion is on the line? Certainly not ' WHY -2- JAY ' Chris Jericho, hell if I was in your situation I wouldn't have hesitated to toss your ass over those ropes like a sack of potatoes junior.. "

Christian " [uneasy laugh] Ha ha.. So does that mean there's no hard feelings between us? "

Chris Jericho " Ha ha of course not, I mean after all this couldn't have worked out any better then I planned.. "

Christian " What yo ya mean? "

Chris Jericho " I mean you winning the battle royal genius.. Of course I would have prefered to win the battle royal and been the one to take it easy knowing that my World Title Shot was right around the corner.. I mean a man of my caliber shouldn't have to go through a tournament like the rest of these assclowns.. But being the man that I am, I'll let you have your time to shine, until Up in Smoke that is, where the ' KING OF BLING BLING-UH ' becomes the X DUBBYA F World Heavyweight CHAMPYUNN!

Christian " Whoa, hold on a second bro.. You may be very talented C, but even if you do beat all those Chumpstains in the tournament and make it to Up in Smoke, what makes you think you'll be able to beat me? "

Chris Jericho " IF I even make it?! What the hell you been drinking? Of course I'm going to make it to Up in Smoke, I mean just look at the Assclowns thrown in my way,a bunch of low class, no talent, JACKASS! And just look at who I'm facing this Wednesday Night on Redemption, the Definition of a Jackass, Brian Kendrick.. "

Christian " Spanky? Ha ha ha, man that guy's hilarious.. "

Chris Jericho " Hilarious, what are you kidding me? That guys as entertaining as a Lance Storm wrestling match.. "

Christian " Ha ha sh-yah, Lance Storm matches are pretty heinous.. I don't even think someone like me could make any of his matches entertaining.. "

Chris Jericho " Maybe not you but a ' LARGER THAN LIFE LIVING LEGEND ' like myself could make any low-talent into a HUGE SUPERSTAR! Just wait and see, after Redemption Brian Kendrick will be known world wide as the first Jackass to recieve a ' WHY -2- JAY ' beating of a Lifetime! "

Christian " Ha ha and while your taking care of Spanky, I'll be busy making the "PEOPLE'S CHUMP" last ever hit movie.. Staring the " PEEPS CHAMPION " totally curbstomping his Candy Ass all over the ring.. "

Chris Jericho " Candy ass? Why do I feel like I'm talking with The Rock all the sudden? I mean only a SANCTIMONIOUS SON OF A BITCH like the Rock would come up with a bunch of garbage like that.. "

Christian " What do you mean? Dude, candy ass is totally my word.. The Rock stole it from me, just like he's trying to steal my "PEEPS".. Ha ha but The Rock's totally got another thing come when he realises the "POWER OF THE PEEPS!" "

Chris Jericho " You know something Christian, the more and more I think about it.. The more I start to think that you really are a Creepy Little Bastard.. "

Christian " I AM NOT A CREEPY LITTLE BASTARD! Am not! Am not! Am not! "

Chris Jericho " Whoa, calm down jerky before you sink this damn boat.. And I don't want to have to save your ass, you know you can't swim.. "

Christian " Hey, I've been practicing, I was just at the pool the other day with my good pal Lex Luger.. "

Chris Jericho " Since when the hell have you two guys been friends? "

Christian " Since we both came to realise our mutual hate towards The Rock and his so called " PEOPLE ".. Luger and I have come to the conclusion that because, of people like The Rock guys like us are being held back.. Our talent is being put to waste just because, The Rock made a few movies.. "

Chris Jericho " Held back? You're getting a World Title shot at Up in Smoke you Jackass.. If anyone is being held back it's me, the ' KING OF BLING BLING-UH! The ' AYATOLLAH OF ROCK n ROLLA ' Chris Jericho, that's who.. A man of my talent doesn't deserve to be embarassed by being placed in a match against the least most talented wrestler in the XWF.. Hell they might as well have advanced me into the next round, giving me some time to rest this Wednesday Night.. Or at least given me someone a little bit more of a challenge.. I didn't get this GORGEOUS BODY by slapping around a couple of hundred and twenty pound Jackasses.. "

Christian " Ha ha sh-yah, but it's totally the sweetest thing in the world.. "

Chris Jericho " Of course it is Junior, everyone enjoys slapping around someone sometime or another.. But for the ' KING OF BLING BLING ' it's just a weekly occurrence with every Jackass put in my way.. "

Christian " Yeah, I do that all the time to, just like this Wednesday when I go up against The Rock.. I'm just gonna slap that dorkchop around and continue to be the best wrestling in the XWF today.. "

Chris Jericho " Second best Junior, you can't forget about the ' KING OF FISH-ING ' Chris Jericho.. "

Christian " Ha ha, good one Chris, but we've been out here all day and you still haven't caught a fish.. "

Chris Jericho " Yeah, how many fish have you caught? "

Christian " Just wait C, I've got a pretty good feeling about th-- "

Just then Christian feels a tug on his fishing line, he looks over at Jericho who looks right back at him.. Christian gets a huge smile across his face before starting to pull in the fish but, it's not giving up without a fight.. Before you know it, Christian is on his feet trying to pull the fish up with all his might and with a little help from ' WHY -2- JAY '.. After a couple of minutes of struggling the line snaps and Christian goes flying backwards into the water.. Christian is dog paddling trying to stay above water when finally Chris helps him back into the boat.. After a few minutes, from out of nowhere RALPHUS, YES RALPHUS, pops his head above water.. He is wearing goggles and his an oxygen tank wrapped around his back, both Christian and Jericho are shocked, SHOCKED!

Chris Jericho " Ralphus, what in the HELL are you doing out here?! "

Ralphus " I'm just taking my morning swim.. "

Christian " Dude, you just totally ruined my fishing line, now I'm never gonna catch any fish.. "

Ralphus " Sorry... "

Chris Jericho " You bet your ass your sorry and your gonna work nonstop until you pay him back not only for his fishing pole jerky, but for all the clothes you damaged after throwing him into the lake.. "

Ralphus " But I don't have a job.. "

Chris Jericho " Then find one Jackass because, if you don't pay him back I'm going tell Steph about her panties you have hidden under your bed.. "

Ralphus " No, please don't Chris.. "

Christian " Ralphus, you make me sick.. The "PEEPS" and I are very disapointed.. "

Christian and Jericho begin to paddle away into the sunset as Ralphus is left all alone in the middle of nowhere to think about what he's done..