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The Spiritual Pimp

 

<Chorus> <in the cadence of Big Bank Hank’s verse in Sugar Hill Gang’s Rappers Delight>

He’s imp the dimp

The Spiritual Pimp

The seekers fight for his insights

cause he’s the Grandmaster with 360 degrees

holding secret keys for everybody

and when you come inside

into his church

his synagogue or his mosque to search

and when you talk about the hoes riding on his joint

he’ll make you chill

with a serious point.

 

<First Verse>

He’s the Spiritual P.I.M.P

I’m bringin’ this to you quite simply

before your tank is put on empty

I.D. the pimp steelo

that’s M.O.

ice, rocks, and limo

swerve on like this instrumental

Guard your temples and protect your points

he’ll raid through your mental like he cased the joint

dangerous to believers

he’ll have your ass sweatin’ 2000 like Lever

Damn, it’s a mess

don’t test

his lyrical flow

the minute you go

he’ll finish your hoe

leave your ass feelin’ miniature though

you look weary

dazed and confused seeking truth like a jury

your third eye is fused and shut

you say to yourself, "What the fuck!

I didn’t get knowledge and my G got fucked!"

Now his missions completed

the final blows struck

consciousness is deleted...

You’re outta luck.

 

 

<Chorus>

He’s imp the dimp

The Spiritual Pimp

The seekers fight for his insights

cause he’s the Grand Master with 360 degrees

holding secret keys for everybody

and when you come inside

into his church

his synagogue or his mosque to search

and if you talk about the hoes riding on his joint

he’ll make you chill

with a serious point.

 

<Second Verse>

 

<start with break beat sample of "Smooth Operator">

Now girls check out his wrist

Rolex or Swiss

your ignorance is his bliss

sold you pipe dreams at higher prices

seems

girlfriend

you got scooped like Ice Cream

he’ll quote a verse from Kings

behind the pulpit he sings

until your on his ding-a-ling

the pimps playin’ you like word is bond

cause he’ll prey on your fam and fuuuuuuuck with your moms

he’ll make you feel good like Dr. Feelgood

talking shit ‘til his point is understood

when he manipulates there’s none greater

like Kane said,

"He’s a Smooth Operator"

 

<end of break beat sample of "Smooth Operator">

<back to original beat>

It’s quite simple

he pops shit like a pimple

manipulates the young and old

women and men too

The shit he’s into

manipulation of the mental

screw up your faculties

seven hundred twenty degrees

but ten percent

is what the fuck he represents

don’t give a damn about you

just about your cents

but still he teaches

collecting plates like leeches

he don’t believe in God

yet his ass still preaches

That’s how he stays on

the type of people that he preys on

By claiming that he’s a middle man

or a liaison

the people praise on

no matter what he do

but he can never fool the God

‘cause I see right through

 

<The Break>

<cutting up the sample "anything goes when it comes to hoes because pimpin’ ain’t easy" by Big Daddy Kane>

 

<Third Verse>

Yeah right...

A playahater hates playas

but I hate playin’

so whatcha sayin’?

And what the fuck you gonna call me?

While I’m straight up

playas are bitter like Mauby

and bore me

with bullshit they keep sayin’

The Shepherd’s still pimpin’ cause the flocks asleep

you got the poor righteous teacher selling drugs to sheep

his game is sexual

intellectually

he’ll have you eyes squintin’

for the Mother Ship like George Clinton

he perpetrates and spreads dates

cause that’s his tactics

he concentrates on space

like Battle Star Galactic

a man that attracts and macks

in the physical

while individuals dwell in space with the spiritual

residual brain cells can’t comprehend

when he bends

and twists

the truth

without

no end

he’s not your friend

in fact, he is the opposite

lying in the name of God

and claiming prophet

its simplistic

to be realistic

he’s a mystic

representin’ himself

so don’t get it twisted

no matter what religion that your claiming to

Matthew

Chapter 7

15's for you.

 

 

<Ending Chorus>

He’s imp the dimp

The Spiritual Pimp

The seekers fight for his insights

cause he’s the Grand Master with 360 degrees

holding secret keys for everybody

and when you come inside

into his church

his synagogue or his mosque to search

and if you talk about the hoes riding on his joint

he’ll make you chill

with a serious point.

From sun to sun

and from day to day

he keeps coming up with new shit to say

he says that, "ignorance will never cease"

so he created a devastating masterpiece

then he flipped the scriptures ‘til you can’t resist

everybody!

You see it goes like this... <fade out>

 

© 1999 Mark S. Gonney