frogdreamer`s
cure for bordem.

On my many travels around the world I have found myself getting bored with "The Norm", so I have tried various things to keep my mind occupied. Here are a few suggestions you may wish to try if you suffer from the same problem:

1) Wear outfits that nobody else would be seen dead in.

2) Get a pet like Daisy, a 4 foot long iguana.

3) Cover your car with cling film.

4) Get arrested by the police.

5) Change the way you look by bleaching your hair.

6) Try dangerous sports like waterskiing or parasailing.

7) Jump off the top of a 160 foot crane.

8) Dive out of a perfectly good plane

9) Ride the longest, fastest rollercoasters you can find.

10) Or why not have ear rings were you should not.

If you have any suggestions why not send them to me by e-mail, my address is frogdreaming@oocities.com.

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