I`m tired!
Yes, I`m tired. For several years I`ve been blaming it on middle-age, poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, obesity, dieting, under-arm odour, yellow wax build up and dozen maladies that make you wonder if life is really worth living.
But I`ve found out what it really is!
I am tired because I`m overworked.
The population of the country is 51 million- 21 million are retired, that leaves 11 million to do the work.
There are 19 million at school, that leaves 11 million to do the work.
2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by the goverment, that leaves 5 million to do the work.
One million are in the armed forces, which leaves 4 million to do the work.
3 million are employed by the county and borough councils, leaving one million to do the work.
There are 620,000 people in hospital and 379,998 people in prison, which leaves 2 people to do the work!
You and Me.
And you`re sitting on your ass reading this!
No wonder I`m bloody tired!
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