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Austin Powers Sounds	Name - Click to Play	Size
Dr. Evil sings "Just the two of us"	Dr_Evil_2of_us.mp3	712K
Dr. Evil: "Isn't it ironic that all the things you stand for, swinging....."	Dr_Evil.wav	107K
Austin: "Swinging sixties here I come baby - yeah!"	Austin60s.wav	64K
Dr. Evil: "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it"	Scrotum.wav	67K
Mustafa: "Hello I'm still alive down here but I'm very badly burned......"	Mustafa.wav	153K
Austin: "I've been frozen for 30 years I want to see if my bits & pieces are still working......."	Austin_Frozen.wav	51K
Austin: "My name is Austin Powers. It says here Danger Powers. No - Danger is my middle name!"	Austin_Danger.wav	193K
Austin: "Ooh behave.....yeah baby....."	Austin_Behave.wav	134K
New!	Name - Click to Play	Size
Oh dear! By the 1980's Tony Blackburn is clearly out of his depth, he's sure the name of this band is "Durren-Durren"	Blackburn.wav	344K
The Fawlty Towers "Don't mention the war" scene	Fawlty_War.wav	138K
The Blue Peter Elephant	Elephant.wav
"This is a moment of real relaxation"	Relaxation.wav	11K
Michael Fish assures us there won't be a hurricane in 1987	Hurricane.wav	22K
The Newsreels desperately try to get a handle on Flower Power. - With unintentionally hilarious results!	Name - Click to Play	Size
Newsreel voice-over: This is what they call a love in!	Love_in.wav	47K
Newsreel voice-over: Brace yourself for it & prepare to meet - a Hippy	Hippy.wav	67K
A psychedelic dream, whatever that means. Scenery that is surrealist plus just for....	Happening.wav	129K
Just as there seemed to be some sense in it, they had to do *that*!	Some_Sense.wav	40K
Newsreel voiceover: "That girl's certainly learned to dig advanced mathematics"	Maths.wav	56K
Perhaps some of us are just getting old & crusty & forgetting what it meant to be young & active in every sort of way!	Crusty.wav	69K
Is this generation mocking our heritage........?	Mocking.wav	49K
Here, at this Manchester club you've got a keen working girl reporter and a brisk disc jockey, Simon Dee	Manchester.wav	67K
Relax at London's chic (pronounced 'chick'!) Scotch club where there's another top disc jockey.......	Chic.wav	71K
Newsreel voice-over:"We're watching these wayward kids critically, but detached and, well....."	Detached.wav	80K
Old Promos & Trailers	Name - Click to Play	Size
Remember the Pearl & Dean Music? Here it is	Pearl&Dean.wav	156K
Come along with me into the world of sound	Wrldosnd2.wav	33K
Come along with me into the world of sound - but this is a new & exiting world.... Long high quality version	Wrldosnd.wav	236K
A radio commercial for a restaurant in Spain. It has to be heard to be believed. Oddly enough, the music playing underneath is "Mrs. Robinson"	House_Of_Meat.wav	273K
A trailer for the TV series The Tomorrow People (broadcast on Thames TV 1974)	Tomorrow.wav	51K
Possibly the worst record ever made - A 1975 promo for Telly Savalas 'singing' You've lost that loving feeling - Truly cheesy!!!	Savalas.wav	105K
"And now I can see the man in the glass box is waving to me and that means time's nearly up"	Glassbox.wav	55K
"I'm enjoying myself so much just listening to these tunes" From an old Flexidisc	Tunes.wav	31K
Italian Job Sounds	Name - Click to Play	Size
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!" - from The Italian Job	Doors_Off.wav	70K
"We are about to do a job in Italy and I would like to introduce you all to each other. First there's....." - from The Italian Job	Italian_Job.wav	89K
Monty Python Sounds	Name - Click to Play	Size
Teach yourself Heath - a flexidisc that came with Monty Python's "Previous Record". It sends up the then Prime Minister Edward Heath's speech idiosyncrasies in the style of a linguaphone type language course. (duration:5min39s)	Python_Heath.mp3	664K
"Just one more waffer thin mint, Monsieur......."	Creosote.wav	92K
Miscellaneous Sounds	Name - Click to Play	Size
For the broadminded only!	Helpdesk.wav	99K
Something for all you Michael Howard fans out there!	Howard.wav	59K
It's Mrs. Doyle. If you've ever seen 'Father Ted' you'll know what to expect! If you haven't the prepare to be er.....educated Something for all you Michael Howard fans out there! Howard.wav 59K	MrsDoyle.wav	117K
"Well, I'm a High Court Judge"	Judge.wav	60K
Someone somewhere has spent a lot of time making this Clinton spoof. He's singing to the tune of "Don't let the sun go down on me" - you get the picture!	GoDown.wav	364K
It really is time you did some work!	Work.wav	46K
What did you get up to last night you little minx!	Minx.wav	33K
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" From Apocalypse Now	napalm.wav	49K
Kenneth Williams: "Matron take them away!" (from Carry on Camping)	matron.wav	29K
A nice stereo Toilet flush (empty recycle bin?)	toilet.wav	32K
"Relax with an early evening drink"	drink.wav	11K
A very odd & silly sound	silly.wav	17K
"Ooh madam I'm amenable to any suggestion"	madam.wav	28K
The Beatles sing in German!	Name - Click to Play	Size
Sie liebt dich (She loves you)	Sie liebt dich.mp3	948K
Komm gibt mir deine Hand (I want to hold your hand)	Komm gibt mir deine hand.mp3	990K
Red Dwarf Sounds	Name - Click to Play	Size
Kryten: "You're a complete and total smeghead"	smeghead.wav	36K
Ace Rimmer: "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"	kipper.wav	21K
Kryten: "Rameses niblick the third, kerplunk kerplunk whoops where's my thribble!"	kryten.wav	46K
Talkie toaster: "Howdy doodly doo! Talkies the name, toastings the game, Anyone like any toast?"	toaster.wav	49K
The Star Trek sounds return!	Name - Click to Play	Size
McCoy: "He's dead Jim!"	He's_Dead_Jim.wav	31K
McCoy: "He's dead Jim!"	He's_Dead_Jim2.wav	8K
Kirk: "Engage!"	Kirk_Engage.wav	6K
Kirk: "Please not again!"	Kirk_Please.wav	9K
Kirk: "Scotty, we need power!"	Kirk_Power.wav	18K
Kirk: "I've seen a part of myself no man should ever see!"	Kirk_See.wav	28K
Kirk: "Engines ahead, warp one"	Kirk_Warp.wav	26K
Kirk: "You know as much as I do, Bones"	Kirk_You.wav	21K
McCoy: "His brain is gone!"	McCoy_Brain.wav	11K
McCoy: "It is medically impossible!"	McCoy_Impossible.wav	12K
Scotty: "I can't change the laws of physics"	Scotty.wav	26K
Spock: "This does open some intriguing prospects, Captain"	Spock.wav	28K
Spock: "Out of the question!"	Spock_4.wav	9K
Picard: "Energise!"	Picard_Energise.wav	23K
Picard: "Make it so!"	MakeItSo.wav	14K
Videos	Name - Click to Play	Size
Flat Eric	flat_eric.avi	ca. 3MB