Grandma's Off Her Rocker

In the dim and distant past
When life's tempo wasn't fast
Grandma used to rock and knit
Crochet, talk, and baby-sit.
When the kids were in a jam,
They could always count on "Gram."
In the age of gracious living
Grandma was the gal for living.

Grandma now is at the gym
Exercising to keep slim;
She's off touring with a "bunch"
Taking clients out to lunch.
Driving north to ski or curl
All her days are in a whirl.
Nothing seems to stop or block her
Now that Grandma's off her rocker.