Movie Quotes - P

Last Updated 29 May 2001
Patton
-This is the end... the end.
-The Nazis are the enemy! Weigh into them! Spill *their* blood! Shoot *them* in the belly!
-The perfect warrior... what a magnificent anachronism.
-You can afford to be optimistic. I can't.
-They're *ivory*. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl handled revolver.
-If we are not victorious, let no one came back alive.
-A leader is a man who can adapt principles to circumstances.
-May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.
-Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men.
-If you can't get them to salute when they should salute and wear the clothes you tell them to wear, how are you going to get them to die for their country?
-When you put your hand in a pile of goo that a minute ago was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.
Phenomenon
-Everything is on its way to somewhere, everything. (Submitted by Amp3161)
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
-Didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag? (submitted by Laura Lusardi)
The Princess Bride
-Because Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love, and you cannot track that, not with a thousand blood hounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.
-There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a pity to damage yours. (Submitted by GroovyLady)
-You've been mostly dead all day. (Submitted by Heather Vaughan)
-Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something
-Murdered by pirates is good...
-I hired you to help me start a war. It's a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition
-Anybody want a peanut?
-As you wish.
-Inconcievable!
-I only doggy paddle.
-Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
-Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
-I always think everything could be a trap. Which is why I'm still alive.
-You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
-Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anneversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it. I'm swamped!
-Yeah, true love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT- mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky. I love that. But that's not what he said. He distinctly said "To blave", and as we all know, to blave means to bluff, heh? So you were probably playing cards, and he cheated.
-Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dwaem within a dweam.
-Many are here, I am here. Soon you will not be here.
-Good heavens, are you still trying to win? You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengance. It's going to get you in trouble someday.
-Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice papercut and pour lemonjuice on it? (submitted by Laura Lusardi)
-You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia.
-Humperdink, Humperdink, Humperdink! (Submitted by Allie)
-You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (Submitted by Mike/Diane Bynum)
-Let me explain. No, there's too much. Let me sum up.
-Have fun storming the castle! (Submitted by Ilene Cohen)
-It's possible, pig. I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass. I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength again after all.
-Nonsense, you only say never, because no one ever has. (Submitted by Merv1313)
-We are men of action, lies do not become us. (Submitted by Merv1313)
Psycho
-We all go a little mad sometimes
Pulp Fiction
-Do you wanna hear a joke?  A momma and daddy tomato were walking down the street, and their baby tomato was, you know. lolly-gagging behind them.  The dad tomato went back and beat up the baby tomato and said, "Catch up." (Submitted by Monique)
-Oh, man, I shot Marvin in the face. (Submitted by K. Lampe)
-Say what again. Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you mother f*cka. Say what one more g*dd*mn time.
-And another thing, Butch. Nobody knows about this but you and me and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-*ssed-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here.
-Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
-No, you won't laugh 'cause it's not funny.
-Bring out the gimp.
-Down stairs they had a garden in glass, like a greenhouse and sh*t? Nigga fell THROUGH that (Submitted by Arno Koolen)
-Oh? Oh, you could blow? Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud laying muthaf*cka, muthaf*cka! (Submitted by Arno Koolen)
-Marvin, why didn't you tell us there was somebody in the bathroom with a f*ckin' handcannon? You seen the size of that gun, man? It was bigger than himself! (Submitted by Arno Koolen)
-What? What ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? (Submitted by Arno Koolen)
-Now that's a hard f*ckin' fact of life. But that's a fact of life yo *ss is going to have to get realistic about (Submitted by Arno Koolen)
-You hear me talking, hill-billy boy. I ain't through with yo *ss by a g*dd*mn site, I'm gonna get medieval on yo *ss (Submitted by Arno Koolen)
-You stay gone, or you be gone (Submitted by Arno Koolen)
-Gentlemen, I have a vision. Your future. A cab ride.' (Submitted by Arno Koolen)
-Man, touching a wife's feet and sticking your nose in the hole of the holiest isn't the same ballgame. It isn't even the same leaugue. It isn't even the same sport (Submitted by Arno Koolen)
-And when you heard it, that meant yo *ss (Submitted by Arno Koolen)
-When the n*gga goes to indo-china, I want somebody hiding in his bowl of rice to blow a cap in his *ss (Submitted by Arno Koolen)
-It's not a bike, it's a chopper. Submitted by Sidney Sakko)
-Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead Submitted by Sidney Sakko)
-That's a little more information than i needed... Submitted by Sidney Sakko)
-Man a sewer rat could taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never because I'd never eat the filthy mother f*cka. (Submitted by Aaron)
-It's the one that says: Bad Mother F*cka, that my Bad Mother F*cka. (Submitted by Aaron)
A Pyromaniac's Love Story
-I belong in a maximum security prison for men! Ahhhhh!!!