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I cursed my luck again as I slid down the monkey's throat. Have my dreams of guzzling grog and plundering galleons been reduced to this? "Three small trials and you're a pirate like us," they said. Fair enough. If only I could stomach the foul brew these scurvy seadogs swilled, the rest would be easy. How could I have known I'd meet a powerful and beautiful woman with a jealous suitor too stupid to realize he'd been dead for years? And how can I crawl through this great stone monkey to find a man who walks three inches above ground and sets fire to his beard every morning?
-Excerpted from "The Memoirs of Guybrush Threepwood, the Monkey Island Years"![]() I thought i killed the Ghost Pirate LeChuck for good. Wrong. How many times can that bloated old fool die? Other pirates tell me there is no escape. When LeChuck wants you dead, you're dead," they say. Legend has it that the treasure of Big Whoop holds the key to great power...I must find it before LeChuck finds me.
-Excerpted from "The Memoirs of Guybrush Threepwood, the Monkey Island Years"![]() I've sailed the seas from Trinidad toTortuga and I've never seen anything like it! The engagement ring I gave Elaine has a terrible pirate curse on it. LeChuck is behind it. I'm sure. I should have known that nothing good could have come out of that evil zombie's treasures. And if that's not bad enough, the clairvoyant I met in the mangrove swamp told me that if I am to break the curse and save Elaine, I will have to die!
-Excerpted from "The Memoirs of Guybrush Threepwood, the Monkey Island Years" |