Hello, and welcome to Dr.Zauis's Guestbook. Have fun reading "WHAT IT IS".

Doug - 07/19/00 21:48:42
My URL:http://www.dsquared.org
My Email:doug@dsquared.org
Species: human type male
Where you at: Worcester, MA (nr Boston)
Favorite Band: Pet Shop Boys
Favorite Color: red (and black)
Favorite Food: spicy Indian food
WHAT IT IS: what WHAT what?!
Comments:
Cool page Zauis, but you'll never get away with it, 'cuz of those meddling kids! Check out my online 'zine GEEKSPEEK which can be found at the website listed above. Anyone ever come across a Planet of the Apes or Speed Racer oldschool Atari 2600 game? If so, I need it! Word up, out, whatever.


jt - 04/26/00 16:02:28
My Email:sinistersin@webtv.net
Species: human
Where you at: san diego,ca
Favorite Band: green apple quick step
Favorite Color: red
Favorite Food: fried okra
Comments:
cool site


Me - 05/12/99 22:01:09
My URL:http://movies.acmecity.com/set/305
My Email:joeysgirl4ever@acmecity.com
Species: unknown
Where you at: hell
Favorite Band: Donna The Buffalo
Favorite Color: blue
Favorite Food: food?
WHAT IT IS: unknown
Comments:
Hi! Nice page. Make sure you visit mine. =) -SJF


10/23/98 09:02:26
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.


Dr.Fortes - 10/13/98 20:43:53
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/MadisonAvenue/5085/
My Email:gaviland@oocities.com
Comments:


Dr.Fortes - 10/13/98 20:32:35
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/MadisonAvenue/5085/index.html
My Email:gaviland@oocities.com
Species: I'm a monkey
Where you at: Mars
Favorite Band: My band
Favorite Color: black
Favorite Food: anything from taco bell
WHAT IT IS: it's weird
Comments:
Hey Paul your Home page is cool Do u remeber the Lugs game? was kinda funny that stupid moron saying: Dan! Dan! Danny! well Gotta go Dr.Fortes


Cindy - 09/08/98 12:55:32
My URL:http://www.0001011.com/users/cindy
My Email:elalla@hotmail.com
comment: Nice page.... please come visit my 0001011 site :-) Thanks, Cindy
Comments:




Mr Matthew - 08/15/98 20:57:20
My URL:http://www.godhatesfags.com
My Email:Stereopath@hotmail.com
Species: watermelon eater
Where you at: Do you mean where I am, or where Im comin from? Ebonics is so confusing. . .
Favorite Band: Head band. . .but wristbands are ok too
Favorite Color: negro
Comments:


Dr.Zauis (the original) - 08/12/98 03:21:17
My URL:http://angelfire.com/ok/DrZauis
My Email:drzauis@hotmail.com
Species: Ape
Where you at: The Planet of the Apes ...of course
Favorite Band: Beastie Boys
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Food: Black bean and Rotten Tomatoe cassaroll
WHAT IT IS: It is a fraud
Comments:
Funny, you claim to be Dr.Zauis and yet, I am clearly the true DR.Z. You must be an imposter or an evil twin trying to assume my identity...most interesting. I had no idea I was this popular, that ppl would go to all this trouble just to be me.....well y u know what they say about imitation..........and frankly I'm flattered. Yours TRUELY, The Original Dr.Zauis


EVIL DEAD - 08/10/98 23:33:58
My URL:http://www.msu.edu/user/lrobbins/evildead.htm
My Email:evildead82@oocities.com
Species: Deadite
Where you at: Ash's cabin
Favorite Band: Evil Dead soundtrack (not really a band)
Favorite Color: king of diamonds, jack of hearts, queen of spaids!!....
Favorite Food: monkey
WHAT IT IS: œ*´®Ý¥¨ˆø*åß*ƒ©·*°¬*=ç**˜µ
Comments:
come to our page, it kicks ass!!!!



Mark Robbins - 08/09/98 17:00:26
My URL:http://www.msu.edu/user/lrobbins/mark.html
My Email:markr112@usa.net
Species: kiss my ass
Where you at: blow me
Favorite Band: yours paul it kicks ass
Favorite Color: buttbrown
Favorite Food: ertiuyilg
WHAT IT IS: ,dsjfyiu
Comments:
Kiss my ass


Quedeo - 08/08/98 03:13:10
My Email:Quedeo@aol.com/
Species: homosapian
Where you at: Indaian
Favorite Band: Aliah
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Food: what is food?
WHAT IT IS: kewl
Comments:


Nick F. - 08/03/98 13:35:28
My URL:http://www.porno.com
My Email:someyoungguy@home
Species: homophobe
Where you at: la casa
Favorite Band: suicide machines
Favorite Color: okay... its pink!
Favorite Food: tu madre
WHAT IT IS: 2 turntables and a microphone
Comments:
good. even better cya later my brother is gay dont talk to him he scares me. ANyways peace man -Nick


TJ - 07/22/98 01:43:12
My Email:daclown16@aol.com
Species: hormone
Where you at: michigan
Favorite Band: ICP
Favorite Color: blue
Favorite Food: pizza
WHAT IT IS: sweet
Comments:
sweet man


Gballzack - 07/10/98 01:42:18
My Email:Gballzack@Aol.com
Species: Human
Favorite Band: Offspring
Favorite Color: Orange
Favorite Food: Pizza
WHAT IT IS: ?????
Comments:
Interesting site, one of the most creative I've been to in a while.


Kaushik - 07/05/98 23:56:10
Species: not sure
Where you at: ufo (i was abducted)...i'm being anal probed at this very moment
Favorite Band: sublime
Favorite Color: blue
Favorite Food: pizza, pizza
WHAT IT IS: Smilk-a-riffic
Comments:
Nice page man...its really swell...down w/ nike!!! i liked everything about it...(i always knew fruitcake wasn't as pure as it seemed)


Diana Dew - 07/05/98 16:57:28
My URL:http://www.larrysvitaminworld.com/ca/ldhome.html
My Email:diana@powersurfr.com
Species: Just taking up space
Where you at: Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Favorite Band: Foreigner
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Food: All of it.
WHAT IT IS: audacious
Comments:
Really cool site. Love the part on Planet of the Apes. You should be proud of yourself. I'd like to apply for an award. Do come and visit us.


Jeff coyes - 07/03/98 20:39:45
My URL:http://plaza.v-wave.com/larryshomepage/jc/jeff.html
My Email:jeff.com@v-wave
Species: alein
Where you at: home
Favorite Band: Wo-Tang
Favorite Color: red
Favorite Food: pizza
Comments:
You have done a fantastic Job and Lots of work went into this page. Wonderful information for everyone, Thanks. You should be very proud!! Great page. Please feel free to drop by and visit our Home Page some time..


aaron - 06/15/98 15:55:53
My URL:http://www.msu.edu/user/wardellm/
My Email:wardellm@pilot.msu.edu
Species: zork
Where you at: ????
Favorite Band: SMASHING PUMPKINS
Favorite Color: BLUE
Favorite Food: ACID
WHAT IT IS: SULFURIC
Comments:
AAAAHHHHH!


MASTA - 06/14/98 23:42:12
My Email:YOU know
Species: GODZIlla
Where you at: JOHN HOUSE
Favorite Band: BEck
Favorite Color: red
Favorite Food: anything that is good
WHAT IT IS: I dunno
Comments:
YO its me Zauis juss to tell you your site is cool keep up the good work


Dindo - 06/14/98 02:21:38
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/HotSprings/9364
My Email:dfcsantos@iname.com
Species: Homo sapiens
Where you at: Marikina, Philippines
Favorite Color: Grey
Comments:

Saw you site at another guestbook. Yours is a great one. GOD bless.

Dindo


chip - 06/11/98 19:33:59
My URL:http://www.msu.edu/user/cogan/chip
My Email:chip.cogan@usa.net
Species: human
Where you at: uh...home
Favorite Band: any Rock
Favorite Color: green
Favorite Food: grapefruit
WHAT IT IS: um.......i dunno
Comments:
you have a wierd page. and if youre wondering, this is bilbos nephew, or #^$&@#'s little bro. well, uh, cya


Andrew D. Thomas - 05/23/98 20:53:16
Species: End Of All Your Dreams
Where you at: No Where
Favorite Band: NIN
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Food: Cum
WHAT IT IS: Y'all Burn
Comments:
One day I said to myself what a wonderful world


todd dalling - 05/21/98 15:15:46
My Email:none
Species: human
Where you at: school
Favorite Band: rage against the machine
Favorite Color: pink
Favorite Food: turkey
WHAT IT IS: dod gammit
Comments:
cool site


Staffordshire - 05/21/98 13:37:33
WHAT IT IS: Godzilla Desktop Themes
Comments:
Dear Sir: As a HUGE Godzilla fan, I've constructed a respectable desktop themes program in his honor: Staring RODAN as My Computer, MOTHRA as Network Neighborhood, and Godzilla Jr. as the Recyle Bin.. puffing smoke when full. Also included is a GODZILLA HEAD cursor and FIRE BREATHING GODZILLA HEAD animated wait cursor. Also are several sounds include Starting Windows Godzilla song, Opening Program Roar, and Closing Windows Roars. Also a personally constructed GGODZILLA desktop background collage also visible from my themes download page. Please visit my themes site at: http://www.oocities.org/~lisfan/themes/zilla.html ***Don't have themes software?:  My above site can supply you and your website visitors with Themes freeware that I use now. I would be most flattered if you would link to my site above from your own GODZILLA site and if you should do so, I shall happily link back to you from my GODZILLA desktop theme page! --Just in time for the move!! Love to hear back from you! -Staffordshire http://www.oocities.org/~lisfan/themes/zilla.html


NICK - 05/17/98 18:42:55
My URL:http://www.aol.com/nfitz311/index.html
My Email:NFITZ311@aol.com
Species: homophobic
Where you at: my house in lansing
Favorite Band: less than jake
Favorite Color: not pink
Favorite Food: pizzzzza
WHAT IT IS: and what is up with that phrase "what it is??" i mean come on people!!!!
Comments:
TOMMY LIKEY, TOMMY MAD TOO MANY UNDERCONSTRUCTION. THE REST OF THE THE PAGE WAS JAWSOME THOUGH DUUUUUDE. I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE FINAL PRODUCT!! GOOD JOB SO FAR. peace- NIck


HANNAH - 05/16/98 19:09:45
My Email:lellowrose69@hotmail.com
Species: human
Where you at: LANSING
Favorite Band: 311
Favorite Color: yellow
Favorite Food: pizza rolls
Comments:


Dr.Zauis - 05/16/98 14:32:44
Comments:
NO he didnt Travis is a freak.


Travis Shaver - 05/15/98 22:08:35
My URL:http://Embo
My Email:t_shaver@hotmail.com
Species: Furfrumpuken
Where you at: lansing Mi
Favorite Band: Smashing Pumpkins
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Food: Dog shit
WHAT IT IS: S.O.B
Comments:
I had sex with Dr.Zauis


Jeff - 05/03/98 03:48:12
My URL:http://---
My Email:jtheo@rocketmail.com
Species: Human. I think.
Where you at: Beuatiful Cincinnati, Ohio
Favorite Band: The Smashing Pumpkins
Favorite Color: brown
Favorite Food: pretzels. yeah!
WHAT IT IS: snazzy!
Comments:
Two Words: You da man! Actually, I guess that's three. Oh well. I'll get over it if you will.


Mark - 04/30/98 22:41:10
My URL:http://www.msu.edu/user/lrobbins/mark.html
My Email:Markr112@usa.net
Species: Humaniod
Where you at: The national evil dead confrence
Favorite Band: The fuck nuts
Favorite Color: THE EVILDEAD
Favorite Food: Prunes
WHAT IT IS: I can kick anybodys ass
Comments:
Fuck you Paul


Ryan Zuker - 04/29/98 22:31:34
My URL:http://www.msu.edu/user/lrobbins/evildead.htm
My Email:ryan.zuker@mailcity.com
Species: I am a Deadite
Where you at: In a cabin in the woods of Tennessee
Favorite Band: Nirvana
Favorite Color: BLOOD RED
Favorite Food: Your soul
WHAT IT IS: join us join us join us join us
Comments:
This page is awsome, very cool but you gotta go see our Evil dead page too, even Dr. Zauis like the evil dead. So go to our page! At http://msu.edu/user/lrobbins/evildead.htm


Adam - 04/27/98 22:28:32
My Email:king_bob1@hotmail.com
Species: Undisclosed
Where you at: I am at the place where I am.
Favorite Color: White, Blue, Green, Black
Favorite Food: Pizza
WHAT IT IS: WOW!!! It's AMAZING!
Comments:
HAHA. . . BEWARE THE FRUITCAKE!!! IT WILL CONSUME YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM INSANE I AM INSANE I AM INSANE!!!


Scott Nechuta - 04/27/98 01:13:18
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Hollow/3236/index.html
My Email:undert0e@oocities.com
Where you at: Hell
Favorite Band: Is it Tool?
Favorite Color: BLUE
Favorite Food: Candy
WHAT IT IS: It sure is!
Comments:
Dr. Zauis's page rulez! Everybody you signs this guestbook should send him money! I know the SOB who messed with my page. REVENGE is mine! Am I crazy?


laveda!!! - 04/26/98 16:12:51
My Email:vedacherri@hotmail.com
Species: uh.....human
Where you at: lansing
Favorite Band: 311
Favorite Color: ORANGE!!!!
Favorite Food: skittles....yum
WHAT IT IS: huh?
Comments:
hi paul!!! your page rocks! i'm not really into this kind of stuff, but it's still nifty...uh yeah. talk to you later. love, me


Amanda - 04/26/98 05:57:36
My URL:http://members.aom.ccom/Jellogirl/index.html
My Email:Jellogirl@aol.com
Species: Princess tupe
Where you at: My computer
Favorite Band: SMASHING PUMPKINS~!~!~!~!~
Favorite Color: Green. . .like a TURTLE
Favorite Food: Tofu!!!
WHAT IT IS: Well, kinda' like a bean curd, looks like spoiled milk. . .L0L
Comments:
-Paul- Your page is pretty darn cool. . .keep up the good work!!! Oh, yeah Billy Corgan, Jacob Dilan, and YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Love ya' babes hehe


Me - 04/25/98 21:06:38
My Email:me@something.com
Species: shrew/jam
Where you at: here
Favorite Band: Willy Nelson
Favorite Color: pee green
Favorite Food: food
WHAT IT IS: hornet
Comments:
HI Paul this is Detta


Bryan - 04/25/98 19:50:10
My URL:http://brabeler.home.ml.org
My Email:brabeler@ticalc.org
Comments:
Not a bad page for a beginner ;)


Dr.Zauis - 04/25/98 14:48:41
My URL:http://drzauis.home.ml.org
My Email:dr_zauis@oocities.com
Species: Orangutang
Where you at: Planet of the Apes (earth in the future)
Favorite Band: BECK
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Food: Bananas
WHAT IT IS: the stuff
Comments:
Hey this is my page, and I am signing my guestbook. I hope all of you like my pages. And remember whenever your in trouble, just yell the magic words, "WHAT IT IS". -Dr.Zauis


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