At least Bob just has a sad home page and life, but you're sad enough to want to read about his boring life! Do you really have nothing better to do than read about an Accountants interests. I suppose if John Major had a page you'd read that too! You're the type that will actually TRY to follow the link to the Queens page, we'll it don't work as I couldn't find it's address.
(Sorry, if I offended you, this is meant to be funny)