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The top 10 worst fashions:

1. Hot pink PVC pants with a flourescent green tight tee and MCM emblazoned accross the front
2. Floral suspenders
3. Transparent belt (like you can't see it)
4. Half leather & half metal boots
5. Enough gold jewellry to put Mr T to shame
6. A patented shiny black bag
7. Flared jeans with pockets in the knees
8. Coldroy (I bet a million it is spelt wrong)
9. Fluorescent green and pink socks
10. Flared collars

My top ten sayings:

1. It's all gone pear shape.
2. I see, said the blind man.
3. You could have someones eye-owt with that.
4. It's broken again.
5. Smeg Head!
6. We're deader that Bell bottom jeans / Flared collars.
7. (Singing the words someone just said and was out of a song) I go wee (weak in the presents of beuty)
   You have to be there.
8. Now, I don't think you wanted to do that.
9. Milky, Milky (If you don't live in the UK you won't get those two)
10. And finaly ... (I ran out of ideas)

My top ten Web page ideas that didn't happen or didn't work:

1. Unknown things (I think you'll agree if you've read it)
2. CD Link Bon Jovi thing (Incomplete and I don't know for sure that it works)
3. Top Ten/Worst Ten (Wouldn't you agree?)
4. Dating page with a twist (I never got ANYWHERE with this)
5. E-mail me for money (I can't afford it) (Don't do this! I made this one up)
6. Top Ten things (Again because 10 is too many)
7. The page full of WWW page ideas (I never had any)
8. Page of 8 (Anything to do with 8, face it, it would be BORING)
9. LEFT BLANK DUE TO LACK OF IDEAS
10. Ten Best / Worst things (AGAIN! because the number fitted

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