1. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
2. If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
3. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
4. I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
5. If they arrest the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
6. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're a ahead"?!
7. I must always remember that I'm unique, just like everyone else.
8. I think everyone has a photographic memory; it's just that some of us don't have film.
9. How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
10. Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
11. What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?
12. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
13. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
14. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
15. So, what's the speed of dark?