--"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
At a Krusty Burger,
Chief Wiggum also babbles as he enjoys a meat-flavored sandwich.
Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday
night --
Wiggum: [interrupting] The McWhat?
Lou: Uh, the McDonald's. I, I never heard of it either, but they
have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight.
Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little
differences.
Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese,
right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese,
but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy
gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hm. They call 'em, "shakes."
Eddie: Huh, shakes. You don't know what you're gettin'.
-- Don't think you want to know,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
Chief Wiggum wants to get some donuts, but finds himself stuck in
the booth. Eddie and Lou deflate the booth and help Wiggum out.
script from the Simpsons "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield", matt groening, 20th Century Fox.