Aladdin


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Genii : Thank you for chosing Magic Carpet for all your travel
needs. Don't stand till the rug has come to a complete
stop. Thank you, good bye, good bye, thank you, good
bye. Now, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Aladdin :  Oh you sure fooled me. Now about my 3 wishes.
Genii : Dost my ears deceive me? 3? You are down by one, boy.
Aladdin :  Ah no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave.
You did that on your own.
Genii : Oh. Well I feel sheepish. Alright, you baaaaaad boy,
but no more freebies.

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Genii : It's all part and parcel of the whole genii gig:
phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space.

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Genii : Yo rug-man! Haven't seen you in a few millennia.
Give me some tassel!

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[The Genii and the flying carpet are playing chess.]
Genii : So move.
[The carpet makes a move.]
Genii : That was a good move. [a la Rodney Dangerfield]
I can't believe this; I'm losin' to a rug!

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