Bad Boys


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Marcus Burnett :  You mean, y'all paid, what, $80,000 for this car and you
ain't got no damn cup holder?!
Mike Lowery : It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest
production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four
seconds, sweetie. Limited edition.
Marcus Burnett :  You damn right it's limited! No cup holder, no back
seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess
we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.

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Mike Lowery : You know, I'm so sick of this bullshit! Am I supposed to
apologize for my family leaving me money? All I ever
wanted to do was be a cop. I go out there and take it to
the max everyday. I'm the first one there, and the last one
to leave, so you know what, fuck you, and fuck them, and
fuck everybody that's got a problem with Mike Lowery.
Marcus Burnett :  I love you, man.
Mike Lowery : Fuck you!
Marcus Burnett :  I do.
Mike Lowery : Shut up, you slowass driver. You drive like a bitch!
Marcus Burnett :  Why I gotta be all that? Tell you what, I'll drive off
this fuckin cliff if you keep fuckin with me. Then it'll
be two bitches in the sea. My wife knows I'm no bitch.
I'm a bad boy!

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