Cable Guy


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Chip Douglas : He who hesitates, masturbates.

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Wench : There are no utensils in medieval times, thus,
there are no utensils AT Medeival Times.
Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?

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Chip Douglas : Wow, the old McNair place. Never thought they'd
get the floors clean after what happened.
Steven Kovacs : Why? What happened?
Chip Douglas : They had a lot of cats.

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