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Last Action Hero
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| Nick : | There are lots of things worse
than movies: politicians, wars, forest fires, famine, plague, sickness, pain, whores, politicians... |
| Jack Slater : | You already mentioned them. |
| Nick : | I know I did. They are twice as bad as anything else. |
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| [Dead assassin tumbles
out of closet after Slater has fired into it without warning] |
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| Danny Madigan : | How'd you know someone was in there? |
| Jack Slater : | There's always someone in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors. |
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| Danny Madigan : | OK, I got one. What about this girl right here. She
is way too attractive to be working in a video store. |
| Jack Slater : | I agree with you. I think she should be working with
us ... under cover of course... |
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| Danny Madigan : | You think you are funny, don't you? |
| Jack Slater : | I know I am. I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunschweiger. |
| Danny Madigan : | Schwarzenegger! |
| Jack Slater : | Gesundheit. |
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| Jack Slater : | Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please? |
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| Jack Slater : | I'll be back! Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say
that, did you? |
| Danny Madigan : | That's what you always say! |
| Jack Slater : | I do? |
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| Whitney Slater : | FREEZE! Lose the guns or I redecorate in brain-matter
grey, got it? |
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| Danny Madigan : | ...I though I was going to die. |
| Jack Slater : | Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna
live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation ... and your first divorce. |
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| Jack Slater : | And Whitney! Why can't she be like every other teenager. For prom night she stayed home and field stripped an AK-47. |
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| [Jack Slater throws
Benedict against a wall, and both Benedict and his servant disappears through it] |
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| Jack Slater : | Usually when I do that it leaves a hole... |
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