My Dog Sex

Every body that has a dog
calls it 'Rover' or 'Boy',
I called mine 'Sex'
Now sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to the city hall to renew his licence
I told the clerk
I wanted to have a licence for Sex.
He said 'I'd like to have one too' then
I said 'But this is a dog',
he said he didn't care want she looked like.

Then I said, 'You don't understand,
I've had Sex since I was 9 years old.'
He said I must have been quite a kid.

Then I got married and went on my honeymoon,
I took the dog with me.
I told the hotel clerk
I wanted a room for my wife and me
and a special room for Sex
He said every room in the hotel was for sex.
I said 'You don't understand,
Sex keeps me awake at nights.'
He said 'Me too.'

        Part II

One day I entered Sex in a contest
but before before the competition began
the dog ran away.

Another contestant asked me
why I was hanging around.
I told him that I planned to
have Sex in the contest.
He told me I should have sold tickets of my own.
*But you don:t understand+,
I said 'I hope to have sex on TV'.
He called me a show-off.

When my wife and me separated we went to court
to fight over the custody rights of the dog.

I said 'Your honour,
I had Sex before we were married.'
The judge said 'Me too.'
Then I told him that after I married Sex left me,
The judge said 'Me too.'

Last night Sex ran off again.
I spent hours looking for him around town.
A cop came over and asked me.
'What are you doing in this dark alley
at 4 in the morning?'
I said 'I'm looking for sex.'
My case comes up on Friday.