Do you find yourself talking to invisible animals?
Do you try to make yourself invisible by saying "White
Paper, White Paper"?
When you watch Heart of Rock &
Roll, do you wear out your PAUSE button on your vcr
watching the POOL
Have you talked to your SOCKS lately?
Go around wearing a black glove on your right hand and calling it LEFTY?
Anyone up for a trip to the other side of reality?
Now you can LISTEN to the Heart of Rock and Roll (it's a wav file and takes a while to load)
Do you suffer from the following
Taking flying lessons to become a PILOT.
Singing to Frank Sinatra tunes.
Go around saying 'Ehhh, what's up doc?'
Having to take cold showers, from watching the Hong Kong bath scene in
'Point of No Return'!
And yet ANOTHER one. Or get an italian to share a hot
tub? Do you like a guy with a HAIRY CHEST?
Buying a straight jacket or Getting a bomber pilots jacket and painting a tiger on the back.
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