How to ask someone out

Walk up to them in your suavest manner, then lean on the wall/tree/telephone pole next to them. Ask them like this. "Hello, Miss. I want to know if you would like to go out somewhere. With me. Somewhere cool. Like a power plant, or something." That makes you sound self-assured and intelligent. She's sure to accept your offer. If she doesn't, you did something wrong.

Where to take your date

Take your date somewhere entertaining, like the aforementioned power plant or a hardware store. Then take her to a resteraunt. Make sure it's nice, deserted, and that it's not next to a doughnut shop. Police, you know. Sit at a booth far away from a window where someone might recognize you and report you to the cops. Getting in a big fight with the police and Darkwing Duck can be fun, but not while on a date.

What to wear

Wear something that brings out the color of your eyes. Make sure that it is nice, but casual. I usually go for a yellow suit, with blue-green gloves and a red hat.

Techniques

* The Yawn technique- act like you're yawning and then put your arm around your date.

* The Compliment technique- while she talks look deep into her eyes. When she's done, say something like "Your eyes remind me of burnt out fuses." Or, "I think you're cool."

* The Show-Off technique- repeatedly make off-hand remarks about how you're a supervillain or how many times you've escaped from jail. Be sure to comment on your connections, like Negaduck or the Liquidator.

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