Didja ever wonder why the bubbles in the Liquidator don't float up into his head? It's like he's some weird kind of gel or something.

What were a monkey and a weasel doing running around a mullberry bush? I bet a weasel looks gross when it pops!

I think that I wouldn't like to fall in love. I'ts probably all sticky and gross. I think I stepped in love once! Then I had to clean it off my shoe.

I wonder why people can be disgusted, but not gusted.

Do mermaids sweat?

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