What to do if you accidently call Megavolt "Sparkey"

*Say "no, I actually called you Spare Key, yeah, that's it"

*Blackmail him with a baby picture you found of him

*Always keep a loaded watergun in your pocket

*Wear rubber underclothes

*Sing him to sleep with a lullaby

*Hold a lightbulb hostage

*Tickle his elbows

*Tempt him with gingerbread soup

If none of the above work

*Be prepared to be zapped

Things not to do

*Hold a metal pole

*Stand in water

*Yell it again really loud

*break all the lightblubs in your house

*laugh when the electricity builds up in his helmet

*Tell him at that moment that you think the Liquidator is cuter