What to do if Megavolt is depressed

*Cheer him up with a lollypop

*Get everyone on the block to use his latest invention

*Play a game of chess and let him win

*Buy him a charger for his battery pack

*Place a spot on the local station for one of his infomercials

*Make a Megavolt doll, a boost of self-confidence

*Give him a bowl of hot gingerbread soup

*Give him 14 1/2 presents

*Ask him to an all-night square dance party

*Condition his hairs for a healthy shine, and even re-crimp them

*Tickle him until he forgets what it's like not to laugh

*Convince the producers to let him win in the next episode

If none of the above work

*Give hima big hug, even though you'll get electricuted

What not to do

*Buy him a Teletubbies tape and make him watch it

*Remind him that Darkwing always wins

*Bring up the fact that he's never had a girlfriend

*Show him how almost everyone puts lightbulbs in slavery

*Tell him that his parents are old and might need to go in a nursing home soon

*Tell him he's ugly

*Let him cry on your shoulder (might short-circuit himself)