10) If attacked by the Hand, don't forget to excuse yourself BEFORE you start fighting.

9) If a Japanese chick has to cut off a finger to date you, expect her to want a commitment.

8) If altering history to the point that a mutant megalomaniac can take over the world will increase your chances with a girl, so be it.

7) Never double date with a buddy who can teleport. He'll vanish as soon as the bill arrives. Damn elf.

6) Always use utensils, not claws, no matter how funny you think it'd be.

5) An immunity to alcohol is the dater's best friend.

4) If you forget to call her the next day, blame your memory on the Canadian government.

3) Even if your date turns out to be a psychotic killer cyborg who's only there to end your miserable existence, you're still entitled to a good-night kiss.

2) Involuntary removal of part of skeleton + Genetic quirk causing reversion to a bestial state = Sympathy.

1) Put any kind of moves on Jubilee, and I will hunt you down and kill you. C'mon. Try me, bub.