10) Have clone of Abe Lincoln give America "the finger" on nation television.

9) Bar-B-Que up a few congressmen.

8) Telepathically rearrange Captain America's vocabulary so that he uses profanity that would make Lobo blush.

7) Get Apocalypse drunk, leave him in the local museum's Egyptian exhibit, and NOT forget the cam-corder.

6) Three words: Don Knots Marathon.

5) Take day off from watching Cyclops. Start watching Drew Barrymore.

4) Enjoy pleasant parade... then kill everyone.

3) Save fortune on fireworks by brainwashing Jubilee.

2) Continue copyright suit against Lucky Charms.

1) Annual "Clones Vs. Originals" softball game.