9. Goes on American Gladiators and kicks ass!

8. Sues Rob Liefeld for copyright infringement on his hair.

7. Caught trying on Phoenix's underwear.

6. New Amalgam combination..... Wolverine and Gleep, the little monkey from Super Friends!

5. Quits the X-Men to become the Ronald McDonald of the 90's.

4. Depressed because the only person short enough to play him in the movie is Maculey Culkin!

3. He was the sperm donor for Madonna!

2. Revealed that in the Weapon X project, he was given "The Beavis and Butthead" gene.