10) Great pick up lines like "Hi, I'm a blue, demon looking, german mutant. Wanna wrestle?"

9) Tail commonly mistaken for his... uhm, never mind.

8) A date with him is most likely to turn out to be at least a limited series.

7) Doesn't call chicks "babe".

6) His father, a german count, was really a disguised Kennedy.

5) You know what they say about the size of a guys ears!

4) Gives out cases of free Bamf dolls.

3) Brimstone is really an aphrodisiac.

2) Starts up a controversy just to get women's attention, and takes it from there. Hmmmm.

1) Nightcrawler is gay. (Any complaints about this last one should be sent directly to me. Perhaps we could even discuss them over... dinner?)